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    1. :•:‏ @ollyrobot Aug 21

      :•: Retweeted Vathy  🦐

      Can someone explain why the everyday cleanliness of my apartment is any of my landlords business? Inspections should be for material damage to the property, not some enforcement of some shitty protestant cleaning ethichttps://twitter.com/fvathynevgl/status/1429087259916128264 …

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      Vathy  🦐 @fvathynevgl
      reasons to own your own place: - be able to hang what you want on the walls - never clean up in panic before an inspection
      14 replies 3 retweets 107 likes
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21
      Replying to @ollyrobot

      cleaning up before the landlord comes is for the same reason one cleans up before the maid comes

      4 replies 0 retweets 46 likes
    3. Gay Robot Devil‏ @GayRobotDevil Aug 21
      Replying to @eigenrobot @ollyrobot

      Wait is this a thing? Like in college we had dorm room safety inspections (which were a pretext to look for booze and drugs) and some people would get dinged for food left out but I’ve never had the super come to fix the disposal and write me up for dirty dishes or w/e

      1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
    4. :•:‏ @ollyrobot Aug 21
      Replying to @GayRobotDevil @eigenrobot

      It's in every lease I've ever signed

      2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
    5. :•:‏ @ollyrobot Aug 21
      Replying to @ollyrobot @GayRobotDevil @eigenrobot

      I do happen to like a fairly clean apartment so it's never been a huge deal but the fact the clause exists bothers me

      1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21
      Replying to @ollyrobot @GayRobotDevil

      wait you actually have keeping your house clean as a clause in your lease? 😨

      9:01 AM - 21 Aug 2021
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        2. :•:‏ @ollyrobot Aug 21
          Replying to @eigenrobot @GayRobotDevil

          Oh yeah

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 21
          Replying to @ollyrobot @GayRobotDevil

          what the FUCK this is normal in Ireland??

          6 replies 0 retweets 16 likes
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