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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 20

      what am i gonna do if my daughter is +1 SD from me

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 20

      she's terrifying I tried to read her a story tonight and she had no interest because over the last two weeks or so she has taught herself to crawl and to sit up. she doesnt even have to think about anymore she is in constant motion and she's not even six months old

      6:21 PM - 20 Aug 2021
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        1. Pumpkin-Spice Adjunction‏ @interpretantion Aug 20
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          This is good, your family is your team, when they win you win

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        1. Vandelay Industries‏ @wordsnearmyname Aug 20
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Solution: big rube goldberg machine leading to baby bed except instead of a rolling ball it is babymoonbot crawling

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        1. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca Aug 20
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          can't stop won't stop over 75% of my photos of kid #2 are blurry

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        1. Maria 🔞Gloop Dog 🌭‏ @Wfflthebffl Aug 20
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          Oh have you had your child checked for perpetuum mobile?

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        2. Lemy RXVII ( 🐀,  🥯)‏ @default_dad Aug 20
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I was able to read to my baby every night from 6mo to 11.5mo. Ever since then all she wants to do is run around and party for 25 minutes before bed

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        3. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca Aug 20
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          unsupervised "bedtime" in our house would make your head spin

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        2. That Dubious Cat™‏ @ThatDubiousCat Aug 20
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Nothing like that first time you put your baby on the floor then come back and think, "I know I left her right here!"

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        3. bosco‏ @selentelechia Aug 20
          Replying to @ThatDubiousCat @eigenrobot

          this is already starting to happen 2-3 weeks ago I could just leave her on the floor and she would just roll around vibing for half an hour last week i just had to keep her 5 feet away from hazards and we were good

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        1. Ashley‏ @polyaletheia Aug 20
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          Yeah, little kids have a real Nietzschean will-to-power thing going on.

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        1. The Bicoloured-Python-Rock-Snake‏ @pythonrocksnake Aug 20
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          We joked with each pregnancy that this was our turn to get a fat & placid baby. Hahaha… <sob> Our third took his first steps on his 7 month birthday. He was running full tilt at 12 months. He’s now 5 and *everything* is turned up to 11. So, uh, best of luck.

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