what am i gonna do if my daughter is +1 SD from me
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This is good, your family is your team, when they win you win
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Solution: big rube goldberg machine leading to baby bed except instead of a rolling ball it is babymoonbot crawling
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can't stop won't stop over 75% of my photos of kid #2 are blurry
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Oh have you had your child checked for perpetuum mobile?
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I was able to read to my baby every night from 6mo to 11.5mo. Ever since then all she wants to do is run around and party for 25 minutes before bed
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unsupervised "bedtime" in our house would make your head spin
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Nothing like that first time you put your baby on the floor then come back and think, "I know I left her right here!"
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this is already starting to happen 2-3 weeks ago I could just leave her on the floor and she would just roll around vibing for half an hour last week i just had to keep her 5 feet away from hazards and we were good
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Yeah, little kids have a real Nietzschean will-to-power thing going on.
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We joked with each pregnancy that this was our turn to get a fat & placid baby. Hahaha… <sob> Our third took his first steps on his 7 month birthday. He was running full tilt at 12 months. He’s now 5 and *everything* is turned up to 11. So, uh, best of luck.
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