cookineg with eigenrobot: tendiespic.twitter.com/BqvS33h49n
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I knew I messed up when I was lowering the match but i was a split second too late to abort and boom eyes closed in time but i had to go into the bathroom and trim my eyelashes to open my eyes again, theyd melted together
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did you know if you're wearing mascara when you open an oven, the heat sticks your eyelashes together very disconcerting
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my dad managed to burn his eyebrows off trying to replicate a recipe from the anarchist cookbook he was in high school, bored, small town "it is not the best technical manual"
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