cookineg with eigenrobot: tendiespic.twitter.com/BqvS33h49n
-
-
I've become very careful about kitchen fires ever since my aunt that everyone always compared me to burned down her kitchen by boiling a pot of water
-
she wandered off to go write a song
End of conversation
New conversation -
-
-
No, but you have my attention. How’d you manage that?pic.twitter.com/vAysmVh3wR
-
I was living in a $450/mo garden level studio with a gas oven from the 40s before lighting had to (1) light a match; (2) open a little drawer at the bottom; (3) turn on the gas i messed up one day when I did step (3) first and took 30s to find the matches
- Show replies
New conversation -
-
-
Did you know that if you leave olive oil on high it will burst into a biblical pillar of flame and blacken the front of your hanging microwave? Strange but true.
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
-
Loading seems to be taking a while.
Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.