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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

      "if we identify threats to the airport we will respond militarily and every organization in the country is aware of this"

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

      "intelligence identified multiple scenarios including this one. but we did not anticipate a collapse in 11 days. [shortest estimate was "weeks"]

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

      "evacuating the afghans who supported us for twenty years is /personal/ and we're going to get them out."

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

      confirmation that special forces are operating somewhere, not sure whether this is surprising or whether this means anything

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

      chairman once more emphasizing that this is Personal. he seems fairly pissed in a marginally restrained way

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

      first question "are you considering sending troops to escort people to the airport to handle checkpoints" "we're focused on airfield security. we have to be able to defend it from some specific threats. we'll continue to coordinate with Taliban" oof

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

      "how are you going to get everyone out of the country. tons of Americans arent even in Kabul dude" "we're just working with Taliban atm. we have the capability to do other things. this would be a policy decision and we will follow policy"

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

      "we dont have the capability to collect large numbers of people. this is different than small numbers of people in extremis" hmm

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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

      "at what point do you start pulling out american capacity" "great question. before we started. so, we have to develop a detailed plan. weve been thinking about this for a while and continue to think about them" ok thats not an answer

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    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

      eigenrobot Retweeted Alex Plitsas  🇺🇸

      related, claim, ht @DRO_oDRhttps://twitter.com/alexplitsas/status/1427733054114648074?s=19 …

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      Alex Plitsas  🇺🇸Verified account @alexplitsas
      Held this until they were on the ground Hearing from sources that the original plan was for elements of the 82nd Airborne’s Global Response Force to conduct a mass tactical jump to seize Bagram Airfield to facilitate the evacuation but it was called off & they were sent to Kabul
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

      "seems like you have three choices. 1. expand outside airport 2. extend 8/31 deadline 3. abandon a ton of people which is it gonna be" "were focused on the airfield" "that doesnt answer the question" "were gonna do what we can" "so the plan is 'trust the taliban?'"

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

          all right thats back to where I jumped in will update with new press conferences as they occur so that u dont have to watch them

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

          eigenrobot Retweeted Recently Converted Ronanist

          related commentaryhttps://twitter.com/Bugs_Meany/status/1428104226648072201?s=19 …

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          Recently Converted Ronanist @Bugs_Meany
          i don't listen to govt press conferences much but i do see them in background in mute all day, and main thing i take away is Jake Sullivan & Tony Blinken have facial expressions as tho they both recently received voicemails from their Doctor saying they have testicular cancer
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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

          pulled up some video on CNN, they have someone going around outside the airport in a scarf interviewing people. incredibly ballsy

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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

          eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

          i dont usually watch video reporting but i am glad I did here because my god does it put the lie to this garbage massive crowds of afghans speaking English and flashing their documents to the cameras they cant get in this is publicly available infohttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1428092878824243201?s=19 …

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          "seems like you have three choices. 1. expand outside airport 2. extend 8/31 deadline 3. abandon a ton of people which is it gonna be" "were focused on the airfield" "that doesnt answer the question" "were gonna do what we can" "so the plan is 'trust the taliban?'"
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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

          so yes it seems that everyone is continuing to lie to our faces and i was somehow still insufficiently cynical I have no idea what their game is keep kicking the can until 9/1 and then WHAT? what the fuck do they think will happen then?!

          8 replies 2 retweets 48 likes
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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

          eigenrobot Retweeted Ian Pannell

          apparently we dont even control the airport anymore, ht 🔒 this uh doesnt seem stablehttps://twitter.com/IanPannell/status/1428106765057593349?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Ian PannellVerified account @IanPannell
          At Kabul airport, civilian side, more chaos than before. Evacuees unable to get through. #Taliban wild and dangerously firing and beating civilians. These are the two realities of what’s really happening here. https://twitter.com/RichardEngel/status/1427958824800071680 …
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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 18

          Biden gave an interview to ABC, will view once I find a copy of the video

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        1. DR_O_oDR                              ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @DRO_oDR Aug 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          note how they call them an "organization" above, not the new government

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        2. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi Aug 18
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I mean within a certain degree of reason, my plan on 18 Aug is "Trust and also verify the Taliban".

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        3. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi Aug 18
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          And then if/when you decide to pull that trigger, for your sins, you do it with a much much smaller set of hostages.

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