On your 20th birthday your mother reveals that due to a time travel quirk, she is your great granddaughter, and through a series of unavoidable time travel events you are your own father (even if female). You can kill yourself now to prevent this without risk of paradox.
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You discover that fruits and vegetables are sentient and experience horrible pain, orders of magnitude greater than animals, from the moment they are harvested until they rot or are digested. What do you do?
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You can either never have sex again or have to eat only grain for the rest of your life. Choose. Also, which way do you lean politically (gun to your head)?
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Seven blind mice appear and tell you that each mouse in their chain is smarter than the previous mouse but the dumbest mouse is the best at telling convincing lies. Each of them has a number painted on his back. They also inform you they taste delicious. Do you eat them?
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The smartest way to complete this sentence if you are an evil genie who is primarily attracted to other evil genies who punish genies that complete Twitter sentences wrong but otherwise completely ignore them when your kink is being punished by evil genies is to...
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Thank you for taking my series of ridiculous surveys.pic.twitter.com/nNSwdDLYd4
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Replying to @selentelechia @liminal_warmth
We could know for sure if someone did a poll
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WHOSE POLLS ARE WORSE?
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Replying to @eigenrobot @tamalefencer and
your poll quantity is currently lacking, time to unleash more horrors
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Replying to @OneEyedAlpaca @eigenrobot and
agreed. lim was a nice interlude.
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