1/ Eight years ago I had a few spicy / hilarious tweets ... which resulted in spending $20,000 or so on lawyers, and leaving MA. (look, I work HARD for my art, ok?) anyway, while that was all playing out, I got a knock on the door one day
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2/ big black SUV parked in front of the house, 6'2" tall guy with very short hair standing on my porch. "Hi, I'm with the Boston Health Alliance blah blah blah and we're doing a survey. Can I ask you a few questions about your household-" me: Get the !@# off my porch, cop.
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3/ The coincidence was just WAYYY too strong. Never had a Boston Health Alliance whatever knock on my door in 15 years, and then right as Crap Is Going Down, there's a survey. Which, guaranteed, question 12 would be about firearms or pot use or something. and then...handcuffs
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Replying to @MorlockP
what the Sam hell is a "Boston health alliance" and why would they be in the backwoods what
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I would turn away anyone affiliating themselves with "Boston" in any case
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