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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 2

    im once again recommending chuck klostermans short story collection Raised in Captivity to everyone because i keep seeing things in daily life that remind me of it and i cant stop thinking about itpic.twitter.com/GVFQZhjTP2

    12:29 PM - 2 Aug 2021
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    • Lawrence Kesteloot Pirkka-Joose Sempé 27 5'3'' Tuatha Ur riboprotein Kyle hiro antagonist Ape Hands Holder Brownian Motion
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      1. earlgreykovsky‏ @dschorno Aug 2
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        i listened to the audiobook. Every single story ended in a way that made me feel, like, "edged". So frustrating 😂

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      1. St. Rev. Dr. Rev II: Revving Intensifies  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev Aug 2
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        oof

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      2. The IXian 🥃‏ @IXianVernius Aug 2
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        I’m about half way through it. Great read so far. Still not sure what a couple of the stories are trying to say though.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 2
        Replying to @IXianVernius

        I think that might be ok some of it is just vibe maybe

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      1. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky Aug 2
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        lmao

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      1. Yung Kark‏ @YungKark Aug 2
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        i've used those traps, they never work, though if you put them on the floor near tables, counters, etc. the ants won't bother climbing up, that's what i used them for. huh, a story, what? don't know anything about that.

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      1.  🦗New Free Soil Party‏ @FreeSoilAndrew Aug 2
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        What happened to Ant Baits I & II

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      1. Lord Acton-A-Fool‏ @LordActonAFool Aug 2
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        Wheres the part about borax and steel beams?

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      2. this space intentionally left blank‏ @assisetc Aug 11
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        hey I got to know klosterman from this tweet and it's very good and it reminded me of donald barthelme, which I was rereading and I think you'd really like it:https://www.dallasnews.com/arts-entertainment/books/2014/08/30/texas-classics-donald-barthelmes-i-bought-a-little-city/ …

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      3. this space intentionally left blank‏ @assisetc Aug 11
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        also this one which is pretty amazing: http://theoscentury.com/barthelme.htm  anyways sorry for barging in, just thought you'd be interested in this guy. seeya

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