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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 1

    eigenrobot Retweeted Ted Lieu

    wheres that comic where a jogger is running by a deontological libertarians house and a single drop of sweat falls onto the lawn and the libertarian gets laser eyes in the last panel anyway thats real now except its this guyhttps://twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1421231608049377283 …

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    Ted LieuVerified account @tedlieu
    You have NO RIGHT to spread your respiratory droplets on me, on others, in public spaces and in businesses. The majority of reasonable Americans are going to fight the tyranny of the minority who insist they can leave their saliva anywhere. And we will win. https://twitter.com/biomathevan/status/1421168609435557890 …
    5:11 PM - 1 Aug 2021
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    • Daniel Häggström Pérez-Flecha Manushaqe Muco Hate Follows Steven Godofsky TheDecentTech's 2021 Ordinary Adventures EmanatingPenumbra cubsjaw 🌲📉 bronze age anon 😀
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      1. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca Aug 1
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        he's correct tho i don't see "right to spread respiratory droplets" anywhere in the bill of rights

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      2. biden & elaine chao fan club president‏ @namathree Aug 1
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        he is forgetting farts and poopy droplets spread it a lot 0.0 do we have a right to spread dat??

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      3. COURAGEOUS TRANQUILITY‏ @ggggguillotine Aug 1
        Replying to @namathree @eigenrobot

        for the lulz, really hoping the next virus is spread via sharting and farting. diapers - do they slow the spread? they could. so, do be a gentleman and wear your diaper outside your pants when you go to the grocery store

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      1. BJI‏ @ninthhostage Aug 1
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        "I have the right to go where I want [spewing respiratory droplets], but your do not have the right to go where I want [spewing respiratory droplets]" is... an interesting take that I don't think he's thought through that much

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      1. -Cantide- is weaving ojas  🧢 🧘‍♂️ 🏵 ☯️‏ @Cantide1 Aug 1
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        "Rights" are so funny to me because they are the fakest thing

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      1. Squirrels in space‏ @squirrelspcsuit Aug 1
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        bumper car libertarian appeals where you're the only one who gets to drive the bumper car

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      1. COURAGEOUS TRANQUILITY‏ @ggggguillotine Aug 1
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        you think he spitballed that tweet or spent a lot of time drafting it

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      2. shakoist ~locpub‏ @cauchyfriend Aug 1
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        I wish these people didn’t come across as so unhinged, because in the abstract I sort of agree with them.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Aug 1
        Replying to @cauchyfriend

        i pray ted lieu never agrees with me about anything

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      1. Dan‏ @Dan_Canoeth Aug 1
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        Replying in hopes someone finds said comic

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