time man brings you a vaccine for alzheimers. it is perfectly effective but has a 25% chance of changing your sexual orientation. if you're straight it turns you gay and if not it turns you straight do you take it
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Double bi
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Makes you asexual and vice versa
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> if not it turns you straight
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youll have to forgive me i typically only read about 30% of the words in any given tweet
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