better proxy than a plant
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were perfectly programmed for Love
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if cats don't like someone, it's a sign.
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upon first meeting husband's cat seemed ok with me until I bent down to put on my shoes and got too close and he freaked the fuck out and husband explained the cat "is gay and hates women"
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My wife told me that her first thought abt me was that I’d probably be a good dad. Women are mysterious, but not that mysterious.
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this is adorable
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Broke: pets as a child replacement. Woke: pets as a child test run.
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I flew my dying cat around the country on a business trip to keep her around a few extra weeks with lactated ringers and hand feeding when she was dying of cancer. My 36 yo fiancé already wants a living will.
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