I’m trying to imagine this conversation: I was going to buy you an engagement ring, honey, but I spent the money on OnlyFans. *ducks under a plate hurling through the air* Whoa, what’s the problem?
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Unless... ring-shaped tent?
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I would be kind of concerned if my wife was spending money on either of those things tbh
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with $5k I could build an epic gaming pc that would make Californians cry
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