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    1. Jakeup‏ @yashkaf Jul 27

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      Great scissor tweet: people want to get mad but not sure about which part. If the BF watched hours of free porn and spent $5,000 on weed or sneakers or phone games would they also say she should dump him or is that too close to themselves and their own partners for comfort? https://twitter.com/GwendolynKansen/status/1419702650640158725 …

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    2. Jakeup‏ @yashkaf Jul 27

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      As the replies point out, diverted resources make a woman feel jealous. But why would she also be *humiliated*? Because it's humiliating to admit just how much she cares about the boyfriend's money and what it's spent on. https://twitter.com/GwendolynKansen/status/1420050062118379522 …

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 27
      Replying to @yashkaf

      I would guess it's more that $5000 is a credible signal that he's enthusiastically into other women

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        1.  ☠️ Rustle-ing Withdemons: Darker and Edgier  😈‏ @humanisque Jul 27
          Replying to @eigenrobot @yashkaf

          yeah I'm with Eigen here. Watching hours of free porn is pretty low status but its not personally insulting bc being bad at time management / low status porn addiction don't indicate a major unmet sexual desire

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        2. Jakeup‏ @yashkaf Jul 27
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Yes, that's a reason to get jealous and mad and maybe break up with him since he signals he's not committed. But I still think that having to admit to caring so much about the money (I'm guessing they don't share finances) that makes it humiliating.

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        3. Jakeup‏ @yashkaf Jul 27
          Replying to @yashkaf @eigenrobot

          Imagine the OP said "My friend’s boyfriend spent 5 hours a week on free OnlyFans. Imagine finding that out. How humiliated would you be?" Doesn't hit that hard, does it?

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        1. Josh Lester  🖤 😌‏ @LingTolls Jul 27
          Replying to @eigenrobot @yashkaf

          Should have bought 5000 dollars w of apple stock

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 27
          Replying to @noahaskell @yashkaf

          what if he spent $80k on a truck and $5k on a tent

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        1. Bella Rudd‏ @BellaRudd1 Jul 27
          Replying to @eigenrobot @yashkaf

          to glimpse other girls? a mistake! regardless if real or just fake! the thing that would please 'er: his balls in the freezer by slices of old wedding cake!

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