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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26

    eigenrobot Retweeted 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗 bronson

    i would probably make fun of tweets for moneyhttps://twitter.com/lndian_Bronson/status/1419878472554618880 …

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    𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗 bronson @lndian_Bronson
    imagine hiring @sonyasupposedly or @eigenrobot — not by their "real" names I mean sonyasupposedly and eigenbot. Them as such. Soon, you'll be able to! (if you can afford them) pic.twitter.com/QgDh2Lg1m9
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    • shane.stars✨🔭 jo Zachary Swamp Yankee Right Honorable Mr. Bignuts John David Pressman Eric Richards #8 ORB NET
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26

        one of those things where its less about the money per se and more about being able to say you were paid to do it I still talk about the time I was paid $7 to strip, badly, for a bachelorette party when they found me wandering around a hotel drunk

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26

        ive been paid to carry radiation ive been paid to sell blood and tissue ive been paid to pick grapes and to split logs and to rescue drowning people and to program boxes and to sell treaties to governments and to help negotiate tax breaks for enormous firms

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26

        never led men into battle

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      1. 𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚒𝚊𝚗 bronson‏ @lndian_Bronson Jul 26
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        Extraordinary

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      1. Norman Reed  🇺🇸‏ @nsreed Jul 26
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        Q: Did you make your avatar? If so, was the "b" logo intended to perfectly replace the b in bmo? I can't afford the answers to these questions, but have been curious.

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      1. memento of all egregores‏ @tanuki_bona Jul 26
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        pic.twitter.com/x7H7e681xn

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      1. donor lottery shill tetra ( 🌌 💎)‏ @TetraspaceWest Jul 27
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        1 extraordinary on a tweet of your choice, bidding starts at $1000

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      1. ℝeal Radley // 5’6”‏ @ReallyRadley Jul 27
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        How much? I make lots of mockable tweets. Is there a bulk discount?

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