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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26

    eigenrobot Retweeted relationships.txt

    the real problem with this dude is that hes taking home 6.5k/m after taxes which suggests to me hes not putting away for retirement ladies get you a man of modest means or if he isnt hes maxxing out his tax advantaged retirement accounts every yearhttps://twitter.com/redditships/status/1415413251324715013 …

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    I (28F) feel bitter about how much my boyfriend (30M) is willing to spend on an engagement ring https://www.rareddit.com/r/relationship_advice/comments/ok7glr … pic.twitter.com/2tP8LR6tWE
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    • Shea Levy no T.L. Benware entirelyuseless R H O D I E Noumenal Interest Cowboy Nationalist Turniper Cosmo
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26

        I dont care about the engagement ring this idiot is leaving free money on the table

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      2. Look up Knuffelberen‏ @poiThePoi Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Ladies, I maxed out on June 30th and I'm still single. /Why do you go on 70+% of your vacations in October they ask....

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. crankycatcoder‏ @crankycatcoder Jul 26
        Replying to @poiThePoi @eigenrobot

        We have friends where the significant other is a teacher and she just retired. This single fact means their yearly vacation costs plummeted as they can now vacation in September / October.

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      2. Quadrivial Pursuit‏ @vivadate Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Do you think Roth IRAs and our current tax regime will exist in 2085?

        2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26
        Replying to @vivadate

        if they go after existing Roth funds theyre gonna have more problems than a shortfall of cash

        6 replies 1 retweet 30 likes
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      2. ☉rthonormalist‏ @orthonormalist Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I haven't backdoor rothd

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26
        Replying to @orthonormalist

        WHAT

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      2. Kyle Bowe‏ @KyleBowe4 Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I need to know more about the 5K tent

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      3. Shamir BenAvrim‏ @benavrim Jul 26
        Replying to @KyleBowe4 @eigenrobot

        https://www.thenorthface.com/shop/2-meter-dome-a557?variationId=712&utm_content=ecomm&utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=US+%7C+all+%7C+Hybrid+%7C+SHOP+-+AUT+~+All+-+Low+-+Equipment+-+General&utm_term=PRODUCT_GROUP&gclid=CjwKCAjwuvmHBhAxEiwAWAYj-JSt2HHRuEyzw24hqOcgFhVQ_T4aNmJpeWjaU3MbpW5f1udj-ka22hoC1k0QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds …

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      2. B‏ @wastetime Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        The standout fact here is definitely not anything about the ring (although people should know if you sign up for a department store cc, etc you can get like 25-70% off those prices) Imo its the $5k tent

        2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
      3. Richard Bibeault‏ @Duderichy Jul 26
        Replying to @wastetime @eigenrobot

        Where the fuck is someone spending $5k on a tent

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