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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26

    eigenrobot Retweeted Konstantin Boristovich and 69 others

    i was really sad when this disappeared. it seemed like a terrible omen for the city and for america generally the offbrand soda it dispensed tasted awful incidentallyhttps://twitter.com/HardSciFiMovies/status/1419500843620081666 …

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    An object of power pic.twitter.com/BoocfN36E3
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      1. Ben Twining‏ @twiningb Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Joke's on you! Nothing terrible happened on Capitol Hill specifically, or in America generally, after that.

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      2. shakoist ~locpub‏ @cauchyfriend Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I just took it for granted, all those years. Then one day... it was gone.

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      3. shakoist ~locpub‏ @cauchyfriend Jul 26
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        Thinking back to my days living on cap hill in my early 20s almost makes me sick with nostalgia. Not so much for *my* life back then, but for the quality of the neighborhood.

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      1.  🎄 🦭‏ @isilanorien Jul 26
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        luckily Capitol Hill has been fine ever since

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      1.  🦗New Free Soil Party‏ @FreeSoilAndrew Jul 26
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        There is only one world power with the ability to rectify this We must sell Seattle to the Japanese

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      1. Kevin in Utah‏ @kevin_in_utah Jul 26
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        It’s gonna return as a coca-cola freestyle machine that dispenses a random soda choice with a random flavor choice

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      1. 4th Class Officer‏ @4thClassOfficer Jul 26
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        What a very Seattle-y thing

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      1. Fenton Wood‏ @WoodFenton Jul 26
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        At first glance I thought it was THE Capitol Hill and it was some kind of Cuban plot. I can imagine Congresspeople obliviously buying mystery soda and ingesting trace amounts of hallucinogens for years before somebody thinks to investigate.

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      1. avery‏ @averykimball Jul 26
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        i have a theorypic.twitter.com/piup48ikhV

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      1. CfBundy‏ @cfbundy2 Jul 26
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        This legitimately feels like an IRL SCP I love it. Anomalous

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