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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26

    eigenrobot Retweeted Alex Kaschuta

    ime this is wrong in roughly the way that you would be wrong if you said "dont bother paying your employees" or "kids dont actually want to play" and its always interesting to me when people fuck up this badly when modeling other peoplehttps://twitter.com/kaschuta/status/1419525789998010379 …

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    Alex Kaschuta @kaschuta
    Spare grandma your little time-suck germ bombs. She’s got money to earn, goddammit! pic.twitter.com/PoFB35Joud
    12:04 AM - 26 Jul 2021
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    • [Ten] days of Christmas absurdistfool Mauv Zeke Hyl, The Messiah Of Rodents James Bradbury Bronze Age Vermonter 0.005 Seconds To Madness (30/300) Connor Furd Terguson
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26

        eigenrobot Retweeted chase patterson

        same woman what on earth is her dealhttps://twitter.com/chasewpatterson/status/1419558440591003654?s=19 …

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        chase patterson @chasewpatterson
        Replying to @chasewpatterson @eigenrobot
        Okay, now I need to know if this professor has children and, if so, if this is how they found out https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/retirement/go-ahead-and-spend-your-childrens-inheritance/ar-BB1bZ0ep …
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      2. Your Welcome Matt‏ @YrWelcomeMatt Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        One of the dilemmas I think about most frequently is, what if my kids move to different states when they start their families? Which set of grandkids do I follow?

        3 replies 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26
        Replying to @YrWelcomeMatt

        oh I dont like that thought at all we're thinking of moving back to the Midwest to space them the trouble of making this decision

        1 reply 0 retweets 14 likes
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      1. Font of Argh (the coolest)‏ @MeFromBefore Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        this was written by some grandparent using a pseudonym looking to get out of babysitting “see, Bloomberg agrees with me”

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      2. chase patterson‏ @chasewpatterson Jul 26
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Jeez Mom, you could have just told me you would be busy Friday, you didn’t have to write an oped.

        1 reply 0 retweets 26 likes
      3. chase patterson‏ @chasewpatterson Jul 26
        Replying to @chasewpatterson @eigenrobot

        Okay, now I need to know if this professor has children and, if so, if this is how they found outhttps://www.msn.com/en-us/money/retirement/go-ahead-and-spend-your-childrens-inheritance/ar-BB1bZ0ep …

        0 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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      1. Grümpenführer‏ @Grmpenfhrer3 Jul 26
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        They might forego the opportunity to earn money. We get caught up on silly topics here and there. Meanwhile, Bloomberg's on record stopping just short of praising eugenics, and seems to be softly threatening grandma to keep being productive or else. All seems lost.

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      1. Cletus Van Damme‏ @Callicleez Jul 26
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        Grandparents HATE this one SIMPLE trick where you provide them with grandchildren

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      1. (((theophilus)))‏ @pammalamma Jul 26
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        Blah blah health risks, but actually carrying babies around decreases osteoporosis. 💅

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