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    1. Lyz Lenz‏Verified account @lyzl Jul 24

      if you are a single cis man over 35 what does your bed look like and why is it just a full mattress sitting on a metal bedframe with one maroon bottom sheet?

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 25
      Replying to @lyzl

      pic.twitter.com/0sQ9IBhdKE

      12:47 PM - 25 Jul 2021
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        1. Jolson‏ @thejolson Jul 25
          Replying to @eigenrobot @lyzl

          Holy cow this is THAT woman!?

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        1. Brandon ❁‏ @btsheehy Jul 25
          Replying to @eigenrobot @lyzl

          Lmaoooo

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        1. AbyssalJustice‏ @AbyssalJustice Jul 25
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        1. Piss Vortex‏ @pissvortex Jul 25
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          girl boss or something

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        1. no‏ @meat_mecha Jul 25
          Replying to @eigenrobot @SAMOYEDCORE @lyzl

          lmfaoooo

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        1. xWadjet‏ @xWadjetRemaster Jul 25
          Replying to @eigenrobot @SAMOYEDCORE @lyzl

          Just a fantastic use of her time and resourcespic.twitter.com/HDZrN7OSOu

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        2. Emperor Poopy Anus‏ @stalinfan69 Jul 25
          Replying to @eigenrobot @MeadowAtLast @lyzl

          I wouldn't date a modern journalist either tbh

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        3. Joetheamerican‏ @JoeNeale_ Jul 29
          Replying to @stalinfan69 @eigenrobot and

          How dare you >:( @HarryJames76 is a fine man

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        1. David Tasslehoff‏ @TinyTender Jul 25
          Replying to @eigenrobot @lyzl

          lol gotter

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        1. Levi  🐢‏ @cemetaryclub Jul 25
          Replying to @eigenrobot @SAMOYEDCORE @lyzl

          Keeping it classy lyz!

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