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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 21

    eigenrobot Retweeted Jason Bedrick

    is this real has it really gotten this badhttps://twitter.com/JasonBedrick/status/1417649442161713152 …

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    Jason BedrickVerified account @JasonBedrick
    This parental consent form from Scottsdale Unified School District is like something from a dystopian novel. pic.twitter.com/ghCYSTXO2v
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    12:32 AM - 21 Jul 2021
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      1. Jesse Abraham Lucas  🐒 🔧‏ @JesseLucasSaga Jul 21
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        when the unified school district is susd

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      2. Unfortunately Not Thomas Jefferson‏ @RatifyGuy1776 Jul 21
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        This is just putting on paper how it's always worked. Breaking non-compliant families, which almost universally hide at least one criminal within them, is the primary purpose of public education.

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      3. L 🇬🇧as Ohl‏ @lukas_ohl Jul 21
        Replying to @RatifyGuy1776 @eigenrobot

        It's not just putting it on paper though. It's taking knowledge which used to live in the teacher's head (or the principal's head if the problem was serious) and putting it into a computer system. Any school board staff can log in and peer into your private life. Not cool.

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      1. BenjiLocke‏ @LockeBenji Jul 21
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        Until I reached the part about guns, I thought this was a permission slip to greet students with the classic, "How have you been? Is your family doing well?"

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      1. Candide III‏ @CandideIII Jul 21
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        Now look at your kid and imagine what you'll have to sign 5-6 years from now if things go on as they do today

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      1. Substrate Monopoly‏ @Substr8Monopoly Jul 21
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        We're from the bottom up implementing things which could make even Chinese people scoff. At least they get economic growth in return for their draconian government..

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      1. legalsilk 🛡‏ @moneystopheles Jul 21
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        If emotions even are real then JM Berrie in her Peter Pan book outlined perfectly how to deal with them.

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      2.  🐈‍⬛‏ @SEMENRETENTlON Jul 21
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        i think this is for the teen screen, which is an online survey to ask high schoolers about their mental health (if they’ve been depressed, considering suicide, etc) and flag that for staff so they can talk to them & support them

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      3.  🐈‍⬛‏ @SEMENRETENTlON Jul 21
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        but kids don’t really take it seriously, and ideally teachers in a healthy community should already be watching out for signs that their students are at risk. and the way that this is phrased is dystopic af, even if the end goal probably isn’t

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      1. Slavbrah‏ @AlphaSlavic Jul 21
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        Homeschooling is the way

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