should DHS be mandating the use of vaccines among immigrant detainees and what is your political leaning
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someone finds a perfectly safe mechanism for wireheading, which is found to decrease suicides by 100% and mass shootings by 99% in treated populations should the government mandate this
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someone finds a perfectly safe mechanism for wireheading. when given to immigrant detainees they become indifferent to whether they live in the US because they'll be blissed out anywhere. they are forcibly wireheaded and sent home does this resolve the immigration crisis for you
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oh no. suddenly the borders are overwhelmed by masses of unhappy people from developing countries. they are all demanding to be wireheaded. so we do that open borders is important because it is a matter of increasing utility right
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Time Man appears and takes your wireheading device. ("for research purposes," he says)
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However, hes does not leave you empty-handed. If you choose, he will CRISPR anyone at the border who asks to become genetically Norman. Any who choose to be CRISPRd in this way are to be granted US citizenship immediately. does this resolve immigration for you
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aliens arrive and ask for asylum, offering wireheading technology on the condition that all humans CRISPR themselves to be Polish, no questions asked. its a package deal. should the government mandate Pole CRISPRing
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Replying to @orthonormalist @eigenrobot
I'm not so sure about that, and I'm willing to find out if I'm wrong
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I like to read these poll threads less as data gathering and more as surrealist fiction with an opaque allegory baked into each one. They never let me down, thank you robot
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