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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 13

      should the vaccine be mandatory in the us and are you more right or left leaning

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 13

      ill wait a few minutes before the followup

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 13

      oh this is gonna be boring gdi

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 13

      should DHS be mandating the use of vaccines among immigrant detainees and what is your political leaning

      15 replies 1 retweet 32 likes
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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 13

      someone finds a perfectly safe mechanism for wireheading, which is found to decrease suicides by 100% and mass shootings by 99% in treated populations should the government mandate this

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 13

      someone finds a perfectly safe mechanism for wireheading. when given to immigrant detainees they become indifferent to whether they live in the US because they'll be blissed out anywhere. they are forcibly wireheaded and sent home does this resolve the immigration crisis for you

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 13

      oh no. suddenly the borders are overwhelmed by masses of unhappy people from developing countries. they are all demanding to be wireheaded. so we do that open borders is important because it is a matter of increasing utility right

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 13

      Time Man appears and takes your wireheading device. ("for research purposes," he says)

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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 14

      However, hes does not leave you empty-handed. If you choose, he will CRISPR anyone at the border who asks to become genetically Norman. Any who choose to be CRISPRd in this way are to be granted US citizenship immediately. does this resolve immigration for you

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 14

      aliens arrive and ask for asylum, offering wireheading technology on the condition that all humans CRISPR themselves to be Polish, no questions asked. its a package deal. should the government mandate Pole CRISPRing

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        2. ☉rthonormalist‏ @orthonormalist Jul 14
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          No (wireheading bad)

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        3. Drew Posting His L's Online‏ @onefiftyfivemm Jul 14
          Replying to @orthonormalist @eigenrobot

          I'm not so sure about that, and I'm willing to find out if I'm wrong

          2 replies 0 retweets 6 likes
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        2. Eiritana ᚖ エリタナ - Doll 🦋 ✨ 🌐  🍓 🖤 🤍 🖤 ✨‏ @eiritana Jul 14
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Perfectly balanced ⚖️pic.twitter.com/f8mBtMgO9C

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        3. Eiritana ᚖ エリタナ - Doll 🦋 ✨ 🌐  🍓 🖤 🤍 🖤 ✨‏ @eiritana Jul 14
          Replying to @eiritana @eigenrobot

          Corporations wirehead you but provide you open migration and income in exchange for harvesting your experiential insights as you travel

          0 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
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        2. UHF243‏ @uhf243 Jul 14
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Asylum from what?

          2 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 14
          Replying to @uhf243

          homophobes

          1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
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        1. Confirmed Miscer  ⚔️ 🍁 🔫‏ @ManDaveJobGood Jul 14
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I'll say yes once it's Meds

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        2. UHF243‏ @uhf243 Jul 14
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Why no "No (L)"?

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 14
          Replying to @uhf243

          its a long story

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        2. vector (wagmi)‏ @VectorOfBasis Jul 14
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          somebody's picking on their european ex wife
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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 14
          Replying to @VectorOfBasis

          I wasnt! poles are just objectively funny to put in polls

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