should the vaccine be mandatory in the us and are you more right or left leaning
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oh no. suddenly the borders are overwhelmed by masses of unhappy people from developing countries. they are all demanding to be wireheaded. so we do that open borders is important because it is a matter of increasing utility right
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Time Man appears and takes your wireheading device. ("for research purposes," he says)
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However, hes does not leave you empty-handed. If you choose, he will CRISPR anyone at the border who asks to become genetically Norman. Any who choose to be CRISPRd in this way are to be granted US citizenship immediately. does this resolve immigration for you
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aliens arrive and ask for asylum, offering wireheading technology on the condition that all humans CRISPR themselves to be Polish, no questions asked. its a package deal. should the government mandate Pole CRISPRing
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hell yeah see next tweet
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I mean I wouldn’t want to solve it that way, but technically... yes?
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not satisfactory at all but very resolved
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This but instead of wirehead, immigrants just get a burnt cd-r of Radiohead's mid-2000's career highlight, In Rainbows.
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This is one of the funniest hypotheticals you've made frankly.
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