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    1. acid shill‏ @acidshill Jul 10

      do you resent the government? | do you resent god?

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    2. acid shill‏ @acidshill Jul 10

      personally i rapidly alternate between - i have seen God, and God is great - god isn’t real, i don’t have any feelings on the matter - fuck god i refuse to capitalize that dipshits name - God is in his heaven. All’s right with the world.

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 10
      Replying to @acidshill

      have you even seen this hippopotamus, Man?

      1 reply 0 retweets 19 likes
    4. acid shill‏ @acidshill Jul 10
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      what???

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 10
      Replying to @acidshill

      Job 40:15-24

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    6. acid shill‏ @acidshill Jul 10
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      ah yes, Job always a classic

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    7. acid shill‏ @acidshill Jul 10
      Replying to @acidshill @eigenrobot

      i still don’t get the joke, but the fact that it’s Job really tells me all i need to know

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 10
      Replying to @acidshill

      Job asks why God is being a dick to him and God says "You just don't get it, and you can't." And then he spends half a column praising Behemoth, which here meant "hippopotamus," which I thought was a neat way for God to illustrate how it feels to not understand the divine will

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    9. acid shill‏ @acidshill Jul 10
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      ok that’s obscure

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 10
      Replying to @acidshill

      I did think that the answer was categorically unfair because the preceding chapters of the book make it very clear that God was doing it on a dare

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        1. acid shill‏ @acidshill Jul 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          kinda reminds me of rick and morty “I, I don’t know God, you’re kind of being a dick.” “Look at this hippopotamus, Job! He’s god strong bones and he lies under the trees and shit! [takes long pull] He’s drinking the River Jordan, Job!”

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        1. neck‏ @TapeYourWebcam Jul 10
          Replying to @eigenrobot @acidshill

          Yeah that whole "dare" bit is a bit much for me, makes God seem too human, prone to bad interpretation.

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        2. bosco‏ @selentelechia Jul 11
          Replying to @eigenrobot @acidshill

          I was always disturbed that nobody seemed to feel that bad for the first set of wife-and-kids who got murdered in order to prove a point

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        3. Andrew Rettek‏ @oscredwin Jul 11
          Replying to @selentelechia @eigenrobot @acidshill

          That just made me feel the story was extremely unrealistic. Or maybe Job is a psychopath.

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