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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2020

      "oh you maxxed your credit card to take a $10k trip to Europe that's cool I had a great time this month with my $15 WoW subscription and some audiobooks"

      20 replies 5 retweets 197 likes
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2020

      eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

      im dead serious about this there are few things more fun than this and you learn so much cultivate a taste for cheap hobbieshttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1259372865742200833?s=19 …

      eigenrobot added,

      eigenrobot @eigenrobot
      if i have seen further than others, it is because I have spent literal years of my life listening to history podcasts and audiobooks while playing World of Warcraft
      15 replies 6 retweets 230 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2020

      apparently there was an influential Thiel fellow lecture about this dont remember where I read this but the guy just went on a tear on this "never drink expensive whiskey! its genuinely better and you dont want to have to pay for that taste! good coffee is fine, its cheap!"

      8 replies 4 retweets 161 likes
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2020

      conventional wisdom is that spending a lot on a mattress is fine and I used to believe this but I've learned too much see link (old Slate) its all Scam i currently sleep on a custom futon mattress on tatami linen sheets are actually worth it though https://www.google.com/amp/s/slate.com/human-interest/2000/11/going-to-the-mattresses.amp …

      11 replies 1 retweet 103 likes
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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2020

      just look at this shitpic.twitter.com/FM5YNxVitg

      10 replies 3 retweets 106 likes
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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2020

      you can get a lovely hardwood platform bed on Amazon for a few hundred bucks, they are extremely sturdy and disassemble for moving https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B000KV3B14/ 

      7 replies 1 retweet 83 likes
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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2020

      here is my favorite pair of shoes (need to be polished) they would have cost several hundred of dollars new i picked them up for $15 at Value Village in 2012 and once paid $50 to have them resoled im still on my first tin of polish Amortize Thatpic.twitter.com/hMP5PZbsfB

      13 replies 2 retweets 105 likes
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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot 14 Dec 2020

      favorite sport coat, like new condition $25 at thrift store in 2014(?), $70 for tailoring full canvas fits like a dream would have been at least many hundreds buying directly from brookspic.twitter.com/3ASbCG3iWN

      14 replies 1 retweet 107 likes
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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Apr 27

      eigenrobot Retweeted Ummon Karpe | 𑀅𑀫𑀦 𑀓𑀭𑀧𑁂

      dont put anything on your phone you wouldnt want shown in courthttps://twitter.com/The_Equationist/status/1386951775941365764?s=19 …

      eigenrobot added,

      Ummon Karpe | 𑀅𑀫𑀦 𑀓𑀭𑀧𑁂 @The_Equationist
      Please don't do this. Security updates are important, and budget Androids are only supported with security updates for like a year. Want to save money on smartphones? Buy the iPhone SE and hold on to it for several years. https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1338579473306771457 …
      2 replies 1 retweet 70 likes
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    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 8

      eigenrobot Retweeted I,Hypocrite

      dont buy absurdly expensive clothing unless you (i) are going to a party where everyone is and (ii) you can pay for an expensive ensemble. if this describes you you do not need to read this threadhttps://twitter.com/lporiginalg/status/1412875783522054145 …

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      I,Hypocrite @lporiginalg
      pic.twitter.com/lcsBpPnnih
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 8

      under nearly all circumstances no one is impressed by a branded handbag and if its the only obviously expensive thing you have on you people are going to assume its a knockoff anyway

      7:29 AM - 8 Jul 2021
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 26

          eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

          if you make six figure you have no excuse for not maxing out your yearly allocation of tax advantaged retirement accounts $56000 annual cap FILL IT UP your not gonna be able to grind foreverhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1419851479469285381?s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          eigenrobot @eigenrobot
          the real problem with this dude is that hes taking home 6.5k/m after taxes which suggests to me hes not putting away for retirement ladies get you a man of modest means or if he isnt hes maxxing out his tax advantaged retirement accounts every year https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1415413251324715013 …
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          10 replies 3 retweets 70 likes
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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Oct 6

          eigenrobot Retweeted Chaos

          >$495 annual fee if you get this you are a fool. why would you do this citi has a 2% back card with no fee just get that no one cares about your stupid weighted credit card. you are not goku. this does not help you Train dont lie to yourselfhttps://twitter.com/chaosprime/status/1445878662151254016?t=zCQgGdhMfrtNbgfBwGO29A&s=19 …

          eigenrobot added,

          Chaos @chaosprime
          so, y'know, do some credit repair and you get these offers like "hey, this guy looks like he might be enough of a striver dipshit to pay $500/year for ~Black Card~ mythos and meh benefits", but this one is something truly special with the weight-based marketing pic.twitter.com/zc5iEallaA
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        2. joelgrus  🤠‏ @joelgrus Jul 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          female intrasexual competition rules everything around me

          1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
        3. loosely speaking, a monke  🐒‏ @LooseMonke Jul 8
          Replying to @joelgrus @eigenrobot

          female intrasexual cream

          1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
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        1. BenjiLocke‏ @LockeBenji Jul 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Just out here stomping on people's dreams and joy... 😆pic.twitter.com/1T1Duh26mE

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        1. Paul Millerd - NYC until  🎄‏ @p_millerd Jul 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I think if people lived abroad for 1-2 months they’d wake up a little. Once had someone tell me buying a coat for less then $200 is unreasonable. Never spent more than $50

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        2.  ⚡nate ⚡‏ @NateTheSpy Jul 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I think their target market are impressed by them. And maybe they genuinely like having a nice purse, why not?

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 8
          Replying to @NateTheSpy

          people seem to enjoy heroin too but its a bad idea to make it the core of your identity

          2 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk Jul 8
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          if you're going to spend a boatload of money on clothes, it should be expensive because it is using good materials and is heavily tailored or bespoke

          1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Steven Godofsky‏ @sgodofsk Jul 8
          Replying to @sgodofsk @eigenrobot

          the way to signal wealth in a way that will come off as sophisticated rather than tacky is for your stuff to look like it was expensive by accident, as a side effect of making it more functional this is why watches USED to be good for this, but aren't anymore.

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
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