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    1. Richard Bibeault‏ @Duderichy Jul 7

      Richard Bibeault Retweeted eigenrobot

      Taking dating advice from happily married couples is a lot like taking dating advice from successful business owners. Most have no idea why they actually succeeded.https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1412823616903815170 …

      Richard Bibeault added,

      eigenrobot @eigenrobot
      i recommend only taking dating advice from happily married couples and from nine year old girls placed in your path by the author as a foil for your despair, cynicism, and worldliness
      26 replies 11 retweets 288 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 7
      Replying to @Duderichy

      perhaps but they have succeeded so there's at least a chance they know what they're doing

      1:40 PM - 7 Jul 2021
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        1. the count of monte crypto‏ @turrible_tao Jul 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot @Duderichy

          It's like how being rich loosely correlates with other good things

          0 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
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        2. Andrew Stratelates  ⚓ 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ☦️ Trad Anglican‏ @AStratelates Jul 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot @Duderichy

          Negative advice! Give me negative advice!

          2 replies 0 retweets 5 likes
        3. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca Jul 7
          Replying to @AStratelates @eigenrobot @Duderichy

          eat a penny each day for sufficient copper and zinc intake

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca Jul 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot @Duderichy

          likewise the only parenting advice i seek is from my and my wife's parents, because they clearly knocked it out of the park

          1 reply 0 retweets 6 likes
        3. Richard Bibeault‏ @Duderichy Jul 7
          Replying to @OneEyedAlpaca @eigenrobot

          Inb4 someone links Caplan’s book

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. Johnny  🌖‏ @johnnydocontra Jul 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot @Duderichy

          eigen your success is not s good advice BUT the ways you had fail in the past is a good advice of what someone should not do.

          1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
        3. Johnny  🌖‏ @johnnydocontra Jul 7
          Replying to @johnnydocontra @eigenrobot @Duderichy

          merging both takes: only take negative advice from successful people and nine years old

          0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 7
          Replying to @BeagleInALoop @Duderichy

          oh well then

          0 replies 0 retweets 3 likes
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        2. Jerry‏ @Jerry36384059 Jul 7
          Replying to @eigenrobot @Duderichy

          I REALLY disagree with Mr. Bibeault's comment. A major reason happily married couples are happily married is that they've figured out how to pursue the best for "us" as opposed to the best for "me" and are doing so (most of the time).

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
        3. Richard Bibeault‏ @Duderichy Jul 7
          Replying to @Jerry36384059 @eigenrobot

          I’ll agree that there are things in maintaining relationships that are a skill you can learn. E.g. communication.

          0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
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