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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 3

    guy whos not sure that hes good at sex so he learns a bunch of weird sex stuff from reading about it and talks about it constantly and hopes this covers up any shortcomings

    6:30 PM - 3 Jul 2021
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    • Joshua Anansi MostlyUndeserved Cinnamonster William Eden Emdubya Hunter Aaron little contessa 🐇 too many lizards DARK STEVEN PINKER 👨🏼‍🏫😈
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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 3

        I think this is just about everyone under the age of 25 at least

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      2. David Magnus‏ @DavidKMagnus Jul 3
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I just tell people that knowing nothing about sex is my fetish

        1 reply 0 retweets 7 likes
      3. David Magnus‏ @DavidKMagnus Jul 3
        Replying to @DavidKMagnus @eigenrobot

        "I have no idea what you are talking about and I think that turns me on, but honestly I don't really know what that even feels like"

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      1. iama_mightylittleman‏ @ificould18 Jul 3
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        So sorry to hear about that. Hope you get confidence some day. 😅

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      1. A Quetzal Sits On a Branch Pondering Politics‏ @QuetzalThoughts Jul 3
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        Ngl this is the impression I get from most supposedly kinky people. I'm not saying it's always like this but with most my run-ins it seems like a substitute for a healthy approach to sex. Especially lifestyle kink where every facet of life is defined by sexual pow relations

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      1. dance yrself clean ( 👶🏼, 👶🏾, 👶🏿)‏ @abettertake Jul 3
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        you’re kissing your elbow
you’re kissing your reflection and you can't understand why all the other boys are going for the new, tall elegant rich kids

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      1. B‏ @wastetime Jul 3
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        "Good at sex" is kind of like "good at football". Matchups can be critical unless you're Alabama

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      1. DMoonMan 🚀 🌕‏ @DewsNews Jul 4
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        I've never felt so seen

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      1. philemon‏ @phil49472744 Jul 3
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        read more theory

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      1. Lost 🏺‏ @Navier_Tokes Jul 3
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        I told my school friends about the Mary Roach Ted Talk

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