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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

    car dealerships will always fuck you than you expect, even taking into account your expectation that you will be fucked harder than you are expecting to be fucked

    11:10 AM - 2 Jul 2021
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      1. Vivid Void‏ @VividVoid_ Jul 2
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        We're hitting levels of getting fucked that shouldn't even be possible

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      1.  🦌‏ @kilovh Jul 2
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        As Oscar wilde once said,

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      1. Juan‏ @juandrat Jul 2
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        I'm going to call this Eigen's Law. Car dealerships will always fuck you harder than you expect, even if you take into account Eigen's law.

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      2. Steve McDonald‏ @SteveMc60960546 Jul 2
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Dealers make their money off of service more then car sales get your service done elsewhere unless you have to.

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      3. M-Phatic‏ @M_Phatical Jul 2
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        I can attest to this.

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      1. Miche love Ultra‏ @SolutionOrganic Jul 2
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        Try Enterprise. Have had and know of ppl with several good experiences with them

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      1. ferdinand de Sawzall‏ @HouglandDan Jul 2
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        how much longer can they exist

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      2. Alex Yoder‏ @akoluthic Jul 2
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        More generally: the set of ways you *can* be fucked is always larger than (but also always contains) the set of ways you *expect* to be fucked.

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      3. Alex Yoder‏ @akoluthic Jul 2
        Replying to @akoluthic @eigenrobot

        Car dealerships are good at searching the former space

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      2. Halikaarnian‏ @Halikaarn1an Jul 2
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        dealerships, not even once. (for that matter, new cars, not even once)

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      3. chase patterson‏ @chasewpatterson Jul 2
        Replying to @Halikaarn1an @eigenrobot

        It is fairly easy to buy a car with under 1,000 miles from an auction, in cash, at 35% off the original listing price.

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