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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

      I am currently in Hellpic.twitter.com/VesjiEEi9L

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

      nicotine withdrawal is an interesting lens through which to experience the world because anything that could be seen as irritating is today I am cognizant of the utter collapse of an American suburb

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

      superficially this is a normal homogeneous american suburb. I dropped my car off at a dealership for service and walked to a strip mall for coffee while they work on it. all the usual stores you'd expect are here. they are all however crumbling

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

      Safeway was the most striking. Their shelves were badly stocked and shabby. I had spilled coffee on my shirt and wanted to wash it off. The drinking fountains were out of order but not labeled out of order. The bathrooms were locked.

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

      I tried to reach the pharmacy to buy nicotine gum but someone's mobility scooter had broken in the aisle and blocked access. There were no seats near the in-store Starbucks, only a fleet of empty mobility scooters. I thought it would be weird to drink coffee on one of them

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

      i am now squatting outside smoking some Turkish Silvers. (The cigarette store was, surprisingly, clean and well ordered.) Recently I have seen a middle-aged white couple maybe living out of their car and yelling at each other; an older tatterdemalion wandering and shouting;

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    7. Kevin‏ @kevin_bowen Jul 2
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      Don't mean to sound like an annoying evangelist, but have you tried vapes?

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    8. El Cabrón Invisible  🥼 Committed to Transparency.‏ @DraconianDad Jul 2
      Replying to @kevin_bowen @eigenrobot

      As someone who smoked for many years, cigarettes, cigars, pipes, I can say that vaping was a vast improvement: no stink, no smell, no rattling emphysema in the morning. I don't care what the vaping hysterics say, it is clearly better and safer than smoking.

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2
      Replying to @DraconianDad @kevin_bowen

      I dont smoke usually I just ran out of nicotine gum

      10:29 AM - 2 Jul 2021
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