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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

      I am currently in Hellpic.twitter.com/VesjiEEi9L

      26 replies 25 retweets 527 likes
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

      nicotine withdrawal is an interesting lens through which to experience the world because anything that could be seen as irritating is today I am cognizant of the utter collapse of an American suburb

      12 replies 7 retweets 305 likes
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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

      superficially this is a normal homogeneous american suburb. I dropped my car off at a dealership for service and walked to a strip mall for coffee while they work on it. all the usual stores you'd expect are here. they are all however crumbling

      9:46 AM - 2 Jul 2021
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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

          Safeway was the most striking. Their shelves were badly stocked and shabby. I had spilled coffee on my shirt and wanted to wash it off. The drinking fountains were out of order but not labeled out of order. The bathrooms were locked.

          7 replies 1 retweet 181 likes
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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

          I tried to reach the pharmacy to buy nicotine gum but someone's mobility scooter had broken in the aisle and blocked access. There were no seats near the in-store Starbucks, only a fleet of empty mobility scooters. I thought it would be weird to drink coffee on one of them

          3 replies 3 retweets 172 likes
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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

          i am now squatting outside smoking some Turkish Silvers. (The cigarette store was, surprisingly, clean and well ordered.) Recently I have seen a middle-aged white couple maybe living out of their car and yelling at each other; an older tatterdemalion wandering and shouting;

          12 replies 4 retweets 165 likes
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        5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

          a man opening his trunk and empty beer bottles spilling out; a discarded cardboard sign asking for money (had he given up?); a man wandering blasting obscure rap most people are older and white and less "dressing" than "covering themselves"

          4 replies 3 retweets 176 likes
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        6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

          I am not writing this thread to mock or complain about any of this. I'm just a bit surprised at the state of things. There is a strong Coming Apart vibe to the neighborhood and what feels like an evaporation of human and social capital, portending something awful

          10 replies 10 retweets 337 likes
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        7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

          apres cette, le deluge

          5 replies 3 retweets 128 likes
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        8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

          eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

          if you were curious what was happening with the cardboard box in the first picturehttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1411013364625543169?s=19 …

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          eigenrobot @eigenrobot
          Replying to @eigenrobot @RahmSJ
          turns out it was vanilla extract empty bottle of vanilla across the way looks like someone was getting drunk pic.twitter.com/dmAGEaGaAX
          4 replies 2 retweets 121 likes
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        9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

          eigenrobot Retweeted Pedros

          oof. hadnt seemed cost-effective to me but this makes sensehttps://twitter.com/BiskyRusiness/status/1411014623269212160?s=19 …

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          Pedros @BiskyRusiness
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          one of 2 ways to get drunk on WIC. Better than mouthwash, I guess
          8 replies 1 retweet 143 likes
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        10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

          Jesus there was a Lot of vanilla extract consumed herepic.twitter.com/XTNLM9vr4e

          16 replies 3 retweets 180 likes
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        11. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 2

          eigenrobot Retweeted eel

          hmmmhttps://twitter.com/cheascake/status/1409085240019193860?s=19 …

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          eel @cheascake
          i think it would be pretty hardcore of me to just down a bottle of vanilla extract
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        12. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jul 22

          eigenrobot Retweeted James

          nature is healinghttps://twitter.com/ztnra/status/1418340582322163714?s=19 …

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          James @ztnra
          Replying to @ztnra @eigenrobot
          Current update on the situation pic.twitter.com/3pN5C8YF3D
          0 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
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