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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 27

      spent the night building a wind tunnel to cool the apartment, and then as dawn began to break jury-rigging an air conditioner designed to cool a 250 sqft room to instead manage an 1100 sqft apartment on the top floor with vaulted ceilings

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 27

      i was basically born for this task as one of my constantly-running subroutines is and has been for years "how can i minimize energy expenditures on heating or cooling my environment" this feels like a fundamentally male trait for no reason i can explain

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 27

          much gratitude to @UPS for getting this thing delivered on time in spite of what i assume were miserable working conditions. your drivers are true kings. and good luck to everyone else on the west coast for the next few days. stay safe and stay hydrated.

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 27

          also prayers for wildlife that is really probably not equipped to handle heat over 110 degrees. i mean this unironically, I am so worried about them. :(

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        1. Humean Being‏ @MetaHumean Jun 27
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Dunno. "Put on/take off a sweater" seems pretty mom-coded.

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        2. Belli‏ @bellisaurius Jun 27
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I know the feeling. I've spent an undue amount of time trying to figure how to get the cold basement air to circulate upstairs.

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 27
          Replying to @bellisaurius

          a series of box fans

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        1. Hector‏ @hectorr159 Jun 27
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          pic.twitter.com/g5mpcuno6T

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        1. Maria 🔞Gloop Dog 🌭‏ @Wfflthebffl Jun 27
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          Only men truly understand thermodynamics

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        1. M-x shai-hulud‏ @ph_hofer Jun 27
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          yeah i bought a house last year and i have a thermodynamic model for it now

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        1. Shea Levy‏ @shlevy Jun 27
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          Soon, somehowhttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/948709539397869568 …

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          My ceiling is now on fire
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        1. Josh You‏ @justjoshinyou13 Jun 27
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          I am obsessed with this too

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