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    1. Caroline01‏ @Caroline30 Jun 26

      i am 99.9% sure The Teen got a tattoo and omitted telling me. evidence: his g/f got a tattoo and he asked me to buy him neosporin (not for her)

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 26
      Replying to @Caroline30

      I dread this day

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    3. Alex Godofsky‏ @AlexGodofsky Jun 26
      Replying to @eigenrobot @Caroline30

      not something godofskies have typically worried about

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 26
      Replying to @AlexGodofsky @Caroline30

      ill just tell them they have a congenital allergy to tattoo ink

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        1. Caroline01‏ @Caroline30 Jun 26
          Replying to @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky

          why do i not think of genius ideas like that? some day i will tell the tale of how to delay onset of Teen sexual behavior with public health intel re hpv vaccine. it totally worked

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        2. Joachim Mörlin‏ @JoachimMorlin Jun 26
          Replying to @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky @Caroline30

          convince them that all tattoo ink is ferromagnetic and that their electric car charger will rip it out like an mri

          1 reply 0 retweets 18 likes
        3. Caroline01‏ @Caroline30 Jun 26
          Replying to @JoachimMorlin @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky

          perfect. he is borrowing the prius tomorrow so this is a good angle

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        2. The Gentleman Sausage‏ @Gent_Sausage Jun 26
          Replying to @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky @Caroline30

          Just have an open and honest discussion about the implications and permanence of them, and offer to pay for any so long as they agree to wait one full year between choosing a design and making the purchase. Incentivize prudent tattooing rather than attempt to exert control

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        2. Newtype Apologist‏ @NewtypeApologia Jun 26
          Replying to @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky @Caroline30

          tattoos that aren’t visible don’t matter/might as well not exist.

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        3. Caroline01‏ @Caroline30 Jun 26
          Replying to @NewtypeApologia @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky

          in truth i have one myself. it's a brown eyed susan flower my sisters and i got after our youngest sister died. it gives me great comfort

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        2. Frank Lloyd Righteous, A Bit Less Awful In Person™‏ @BostonDelendEst Jun 26
          Replying to @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky @Caroline30

          Have you considered 3000 years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax and now Jack Hughes?

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        3. Caroline01‏ @Caroline30 Jun 26
          Replying to @BostonDelendEst @eigenrobot @AlexGodofsky

          how so?

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