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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 22

      stores that arent walmart are a tax on people who think theyre too good to shop at walmart

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    2. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter Jun 22
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      sir have you considered my lord and savior Costco

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 22
      Replying to @BecomingCritter

      i should probably get a membership ive never been inside one

      3:33 PM - 22 Jun 2021
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        1. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯‏ @WilliamGrobman Jun 22
          Replying to @eigenrobot @BecomingCritter

          Diaper savings alone will pay for your membership

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        2. bosco‏ @selentelechia Jun 22
          Replying to @eigenrobot @BecomingCritter

          I was gonna suggest it once we have a bit more storage space for bulk stuff

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        1. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter Jun 22
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          if there's one near you you can go to membership and request a guest pass

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        1. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca Jun 22
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          best place for diapers

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        2. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter Jun 22
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          😨

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        2. argyriou‏ @argyriou15 Jun 22
          Replying to @eigenrobot @BecomingCritter

          Don't know about your area, but a few of the Costcos near me have gas stations, and they are consistently the cheapest gas station in the area. There's always a line, though.

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        3. Critter‏ @BecomingCritter Jun 22
          Replying to @argyriou15 @eigenrobot

          yep cheapest gas anywhere the nice thing about working there is i know exactly when to time shopping tip: gas station is usually open half an hour before and after the store opens/closes

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        1. Rob McMillin‏ @scareduck Jun 22
          Replying to @eigenrobot @BecomingCritter

          We’re gonna get one at the end of next month. Can’t wait! Had a membership in CA but for obvious reasons let it lapse. Joined Sam’s Club when I moved to Little Rock, but Costco is just a lil’ bit better.

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