Skip to content
By using Twitter’s services you agree to our Cookies Use. We and our partners operate globally and use cookies, including for analytics, personalisation, and ads.
  • Home Home Home, current page.
  • About

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Language: English
    • Bahasa Indonesia
    • Bahasa Melayu
    • Català
    • Čeština
    • Dansk
    • Deutsch
    • English UK
    • Español
    • Filipino
    • Français
    • Hrvatski
    • Italiano
    • Magyar
    • Nederlands
    • Norsk
    • Polski
    • Português
    • Română
    • Slovenčina
    • Suomi
    • Svenska
    • Tiếng Việt
    • Türkçe
    • Ελληνικά
    • Български език
    • Русский
    • Српски
    • Українська мова
    • עִבְרִית
    • العربية
    • فارسی
    • मराठी
    • हिन्दी
    • বাংলা
    • ગુજરાતી
    • தமிழ்
    • ಕನ್ನಡ
    • ภาษาไทย
    • 한국어
    • 日本語
    • 简体中文
    • 繁體中文
  • Have an account? Log in
    Have an account?
    · Forgot password?

    New to Twitter?
    Sign up
eigenrobot's profile
eigenrobot
eigenrobot
eigenrobot
@eigenrobot

Tweets

eigenrobot

@eigenrobot

robot. friend.

eigenrobot.substack.com
Joined July 2013

Tweets

  • © 2021 Twitter
  • About
  • Help Center
  • Terms
  • Privacy policy
  • Cookies
  • Ads info
Dismiss
Previous
Next

Go to a person's profile

Saved searches

  • Remove
  • In this conversation
    Verified accountProtected Tweets @
Suggested users
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @
  • Verified accountProtected Tweets @

Promote this Tweet

Block

  • Tweet with a location

    You can add location information to your Tweets, such as your city or precise location, from the web and via third-party applications. You always have the option to delete your Tweet location history. Learn more

    Your lists

    Create a new list


    Under 100 characters, optional

    Privacy

    Copy link to Tweet

    Embed this Tweet

    Embed this Video

    Add this Tweet to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Add this video to your website by copying the code below. Learn more

    Hmm, there was a problem reaching the server.

    By embedding Twitter content in your website or app, you are agreeing to the Twitter Developer Agreement and Developer Policy.

    Preview

    Why you're seeing this ad

    Log in to Twitter

    · Forgot password?
    Don't have an account? Sign up »

    Sign up for Twitter

    Not on Twitter? Sign up, tune into the things you care about, and get updates as they happen.

    Sign up
    Have an account? Log in »

    Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:

    Country Code For customers of
    United States 40404 (any)
    Canada 21212 (any)
    United Kingdom 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
    Brazil 40404 Nextel, TIM
    Haiti 40404 Digicel, Voila
    Ireland 51210 Vodafone, O2
    India 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon, Reliance
    Indonesia 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel, Indosat, XL Axiata
    Italy 4880804 Wind
    3424486444 Vodafone
    » See SMS short codes for other countries

    Confirmation

     

    Welcome home!

    This timeline is where you’ll spend most of your time, getting instant updates about what matters to you.

    Tweets not working for you?

    Hover over the profile pic and click the Following button to unfollow any account.

    Say a lot with a little

    When you see a Tweet you love, tap the heart — it lets the person who wrote it know you shared the love.

    Spread the word

    The fastest way to share someone else’s Tweet with your followers is with a Retweet. Tap the icon to send it instantly.

    Join the conversation

    Add your thoughts about any Tweet with a Reply. Find a topic you’re passionate about, and jump right in.

    Learn the latest

    Get instant insight into what people are talking about now.

    Get more of what you love

    Follow more accounts to get instant updates about topics you care about.

    Find what's happening

    See the latest conversations about any topic instantly.

    Never miss a Moment

    Catch up instantly on the best stories happening as they unfold.

    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 18

    fuck you @amazonbooks should bill you by the hour for the cost of returning items when you fuck up my order

    3:25 PM - 18 Jun 2021
    • 1 Retweet
    • 91 Likes
    • j jerry joshua David Baird Michael Wroblewski Nikita S Dalton
    10 replies 1 retweet 91 likes
      1. New conversation
      2. Sirsfurther‏ @sirsfurther Jun 18
        Replying to @eigenrobot @amazonbooks

        He buys books on Amazonpic.twitter.com/p6q7prEqTX

        2 replies 0 retweets 22 likes
      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 18
        Replying to @sirsfurther @amazonbooks

        not now sirs im on the warpath against these timewasting motherfuckers

        1 reply 0 retweets 23 likes
      4. Show replies
      1. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca Jun 18
        Replying to @eigenrobot @amazonbooks

        go off, king

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. Undo
        Undo
      1. New conversation
      2. St. Rev. Dr. Rev II: Revving Intensifies  ☯️ 🏴 😻‏ @St_Rev Jun 18
        Replying to @eigenrobot @amazonbooks

        I ordered groceries from Amazon one time and three quarts of half and half were missing from the delivery and I asked for a refund. They gave me a refund...conditional on returning the half and half. That never arrived.

        1 reply 0 retweets 21 likes
      3. Amazon Help‏Verified account @AmazonHelp Jun 18
        Replying to @St_Rev

        We're sorry to hear you had a negative experience with an order. How long ago was this order placed, and were you able to receive a resolution? -Brandon

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      4. Show replies
      1. New conversation
      2. Store Brand‏ @storebrandguy Jun 18
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I'm surprised they asked you to return the item. I would have assumed they wouldn't ask for it back since it was their fuck up. I've found them to be pretty good with that kind of customer service.

        1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
      3. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth Jun 18
        Replying to @storebrandguy @eigenrobot

        Their policies have shifted in recent years They used to be much better and they're still trading on that goodwill they no longer offer

        0 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth Jun 18
        Replying to @eigenrobot @amazonbooks

        I hate this so much Returns have gotten so irritating and push all costs onto consumers of their fuck up

        2 replies 0 retweets 10 likes
      3. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth Jun 18
        Replying to @liminal_warmth @eigenrobot @amazonbooks

        You sent me the wrong thing. It's ridiculous to ask me to spend time and effort sending it back to you to get my money back. Jesus.

        0 replies 0 retweets 7 likes
      4. End of conversation
      1. New conversation
      2. Amazon Help‏Verified account @AmazonHelp Jun 18
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        Hello! We're sorry to hear this, and would like to assist. To clarify, we're you able to return your books? We're here to assist if you should still need help. -Heather

        2 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. Liminal Warmth  ❤ ( 📜, 📜)‏ @liminal_warmth Jun 18
        Replying to @AmazonHelp @eigenrobot

        Do you work with Brandon, Heather? What is it like to be a robot?

        0 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
      4. End of conversation

    Loading seems to be taking a while.

    Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.

      Promoted Tweet

      false

      • © 2021 Twitter
      • About
      • Help Center
      • Terms
      • Privacy policy
      • Cookies
      • Ads info