people be like "ants are natures engineers" but today I, entirely untrained in any masonic art, used basic principles of seige warfare to stop the little punks from getting to my cat's food dish fuck ants
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wait till they build an ant bridge... that shit will send a shiver...
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you have no idea what you are up against give them time, they'll build and cross a bridge made out of their dead comrades, won't even roll a morale check and leave with your cat's food while laughing at your provincial defences
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this appears to be a bowl of mud sitting on a gay plate
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bone china great for dinner parties
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thats not the issue. she has stage two kidney disease and needs the hydration. its bathing in tooth cleaning enzyme and I take her in for dentals once or twice a year
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Remember to change the moat water every day. Cats hate stale water and sometimes refuse to eat near it. Mosquitos love stale water and lay their eggs there.
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star fort and cannon or gtfo
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like archimedes at syracuse, your clever tricks will do you no good in the end
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