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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 7

    eigenrobot Retweeted mark safranski

    hmmmhttps://twitter.com/zenpundit/status/1401662893783932937 …

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    mark safranski @zenpundit
    I was yesterday years old when I learned that part of the military’s desperate recruitment problem is a self created disallowing of young people who had a Rx for Ritalin or ADHD medications from enlisting based on….not much
    12:04 PM - 7 Jun 2021
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      2. niklas‏ @drdaxxy Jun 7
        Replying to @abnormalmap @eigenrobot

        ADHDchads just keep winning

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      2. Snake‏ @tigerboy74u Jun 7
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        It’s honestly pretty much a right of passage to lie, recruiters will often coach the recruits. They DQ for everything from double jointed fingers to childhood asthma; almost know one meets the standards set forth on paper

        1 reply 0 retweets 11 likes
      3. Dr. Dad, PhD‏ @GarrettPetersen Jun 7
        Replying to @tigerboy74u @eigenrobot

        So the military actively selects for dishonesty?

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      2. PUNISHED ARMADILLO‏ @SArmadilloTank Jun 7
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        I got 99th percentile in the MAGE scores for Air Force. Still couldn't enlist because of this.

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 7
        Replying to @SArmadilloTank

        my buddy got 99th %ile for navy and they blocked him from doing nuclear because he took shrooms as a teenager. infuriating

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      1. Funicular‏ @funicular1 Jun 7
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        It's absolutely fascinating that a childhood ritalin prescription will disqualify a person, but literally initiating a life-long requirement for opposite-sex hormones will not.

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      1. Maxwell's Falcon‏ @FalconMaxwells Jun 7
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        There are waivers, and I've heard that the process is getting a bit better. I wonder what the diff is between how this affects actual recruitment numbers vs the "X percent cant serve" takes. Ofc the number one rule is to never volunteer anything to the docs

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      1. Knıpps‏ @Knipps Jun 7
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        It makes more sense if you see it as blanket statement along the lines of “do you require any medication that if you go without may impact your ability to perform?” “I forgot to take my xyz” isn’t an acceptable response when lives are on the line

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      1. Disregard The Plan‏ @DisregardPlan Jun 7
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        And then you have the FBI requiring people who can pass a polygraph saying they’ve never smoked weed

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