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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 4

      flying for the first time since covid impressions 1. almost 20 years after 9/11 there are still assholes ordering people to dump out their water. air travel is probably the place most likely mandatory masks continue forever

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 4

      2. there was a three (?) year old girl complaining to her mother about having to wear a mask on the plane and her mom begging her to wear it

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 4

      3. I nicked a KN-94 mask from some my parents had accidentally shipped to us because I didn't manage to find my cloth mask and we didnt have enough shitty paper ones this thing is massively uncomfortable and I hate it I have my vaccine passport but it doesnt matter

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 4

      4. travelers varied in paranoia. some were openly unmasked in the airport behind security talking merrily. on the other hand one woman was having a tense conversation wearing not only a mask but one of those stupid face shields airports: a land of contrasts

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 4

      5. flight attendant warned passengers that if their mask does not cover their nose she is going to yell at them about that tiresome I wonder how many people actually put their phones in airplane mode for takeoff when theyre ordered to do this

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6

      6. flight attendants are emphasizing that you have to wear a mask "even if you are vaccinated" and that you will be prosecuted under Federal Law if you disregard it which once more leads me to have contempt for the law

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6

      7. one way in which I am currently violating Federal Law as an expression of contempt is consuming "chewing tobacco" which is also barred now for some reason here "chewing tobacco" is nicotine gum

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6

      like what on earth is the rationale for barring chewing tobacco absolute cop behavior

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    9. Ourania, top retard² PhD‏ @ouranometrian Jun 6
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Wait, you can't chew gum on a plane? Or just specifically nicotine gum? They really want someone to go postal. That's all

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6
      Replying to @ouranometrian

      they specifically highlighted "chewing tobacco" so I assume you know like a tin of chewing tobacco

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        2. Katherine Champagne‏ @keccers Jun 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot @ouranometrian

          I think the rationale is that all that spitting is really gross and maybe even a disease vector 🤢

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        3. pavedwalden (0/1 job)‏ @pavedwalden Jun 6
          Replying to @keccers @eigenrobot @ouranometrian

          Yeah, it may be bullshit that stuff like nicotine gum is banned under an overly broad definition of “chewing tobacco” but I’m very sympathetic to any public space that doesn’t want people walking around with improvised spittoons (and often leaving them behind as litter).

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        2. Eric Richards‏ @EricRichards22 Jun 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot @ouranometrian

          Nobody wants a spitter cup spattering around in turbulence...

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        3. ⓘ Dogs don't have thumbs‏ @MorlockP Jun 6
          Replying to @EricRichards22 @eigenrobot @ouranometrian

          yeah, the chewing tobacco is the one point where I'll agree w the cops don't want fellow travellers to be holding cups of biohazard

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