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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 4

      flying for the first time since covid impressions 1. almost 20 years after 9/11 there are still assholes ordering people to dump out their water. air travel is probably the place most likely mandatory masks continue forever

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 4

      2. there was a three (?) year old girl complaining to her mother about having to wear a mask on the plane and her mom begging her to wear it

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 4

      3. I nicked a KN-94 mask from some my parents had accidentally shipped to us because I didn't manage to find my cloth mask and we didnt have enough shitty paper ones this thing is massively uncomfortable and I hate it I have my vaccine passport but it doesnt matter

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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 4

      4. travelers varied in paranoia. some were openly unmasked in the airport behind security talking merrily. on the other hand one woman was having a tense conversation wearing not only a mask but one of those stupid face shields airports: a land of contrasts

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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 4

      5. flight attendant warned passengers that if their mask does not cover their nose she is going to yell at them about that tiresome I wonder how many people actually put their phones in airplane mode for takeoff when theyre ordered to do this

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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6

      6. flight attendants are emphasizing that you have to wear a mask "even if you are vaccinated" and that you will be prosecuted under Federal Law if you disregard it which once more leads me to have contempt for the law

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6

      7. one way in which I am currently violating Federal Law as an expression of contempt is consuming "chewing tobacco" which is also barred now for some reason here "chewing tobacco" is nicotine gum

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6

      like what on earth is the rationale for barring chewing tobacco absolute cop behavior

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        2. Ourania, top retard² PhD‏ @ouranometrian Jun 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Wait, you can't chew gum on a plane? Or just specifically nicotine gum? They really want someone to go postal. That's all

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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 6
          Replying to @ouranometrian

          they specifically highlighted "chewing tobacco" so I assume you know like a tin of chewing tobacco

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        2. Snake‏ @tigerboy74u Jun 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          If you're actually asking it's because when you actually chew or dip tobacco you produce a large quantity of rank brown spit that you usually put into a cup or a bottle; the cowboy thing isn't a meme and they aren't talking about gum

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        3. Snake‏ @tigerboy74u Jun 6
          Replying to @tigerboy74u @eigenrobot

          As someone who consumes large quantities of tobacco ngl I still don't want someone knocking over a spitter into my lap, despite advocating for flights with a ticket premium where babies are not allowed but smoking is

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        2. Scholar-At-Arms‏ @scholaratarms Jun 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Spoken like a man who didn't grow up around hillbillies or go into the military. Dip spit is foul, and once it's spilled, it will reek until it's cleaned, which takes an hour for a hard surface like a humvee turret(ask me how I know), and might be impossible on carpet.

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        3. Scholar-At-Arms‏ @scholaratarms Jun 6
          Replying to @scholaratarms @eigenrobot

          That said, treating nicotine gum like dip is r*tarded bureaucrat behavior.

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        1. Johnny Foreigner, conscientious migrant‏ @I_am_not_at_all Jun 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          I wonder, if they've just got carried away and now cannot backtrack because,you know - "save lives" or (I don't do conspiracy theories!) someone is doing this with some bigger goal.

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        1. nope.avitus‏ @nopeavitus2twit Jun 6
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          Second hand spit

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        1. dji  ☠️ nnius  🇮🇲‏ @djinnius Jun 6
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          jfc really it's been something like seven years since I've flown without snus if they come after my snuses I will Chimp

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        1. Password is Taco‏ @pw_is_taco1 Jun 6
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Dip spit cups spilling during turbulence would legit ruin the flight for everyone. But spitless tobacco like snus is prob illegal too bc legislators write shitty laws

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