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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 4

      flying for the first time since covid impressions 1. almost 20 years after 9/11 there are still assholes ordering people to dump out their water. air travel is probably the place most likely mandatory masks continue forever

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    2. Jeff Richman  🎄 ☃️‏ @jcrichman Jun 4
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      Astrolite G is a clear and stable liquid explosive known to have a detonation velocity of twice TNT’s. A 16oz bottle of it would be devastating on a plane. That and some other clear and stable liquid explosives are why we can’t bring water through security.pic.twitter.com/c0V4dNRDZe

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    3. Abraham Ash (Neophyte Dunehead)‏ @Historycourses Jun 4
      Replying to @jcrichman @eigenrobot

      So make everyone drink some of their water in the airport. One time they made me throw out a tub of hummus because the DMV-souled harridan decided that it was a liquid.

      2 replies 0 retweets 15 likes
    4. Jeff Richman  🎄 ☃️‏ @jcrichman Jun 4
      Replying to @Historycourses @eigenrobot

      Everyone who’s been a child knows how easy it is to fake a sip.

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 4
      Replying to @jcrichman @Historycourses

      ive literally taken razors onto a plane post-9/11 none of this matters

      8:27 AM - 4 Jun 2021
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        2. Abraham Ash (Neophyte Dunehead)‏ @Historycourses Jun 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot @jcrichman

          I brought live ammunition

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        3. Mounteban/k/‏ @Jimityjam Jun 4
          Replying to @Historycourses @eigenrobot @jcrichman

          Things I've brought on a plane post-9/11 -a 6cm spring-operated knife -large bag of broken glass (picture frame broke in bag) -live rounds -a 26oz bottle of rum -corkscrews -can of sprite None of those precautions will prevent the next terror attack. It's all irrelevant hassle.

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        2. Jeff Richman  🎄 ☃️‏ @jcrichman Jun 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot @Historycourses

          Razors aren’t explosive; last time someone tried to attack a plane with razors the passengers stopped them. Anyway, security isn’t about catching everything but catching enough to discourage any serious attempt.

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        3. Abraham Ash (Neophyte Dunehead)‏ @Historycourses Jun 4
          Replying to @jcrichman @eigenrobot

          More like discouraging anybody from flying. If nobody flies, there are no more terrorists! Hurray!

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        2. bosco‏ @selentelechia Jun 4
          Replying to @eigenrobot @jcrichman @Historycourses

          in 2010 (?) my mom flew to Hawaii from PNW she put an empty purse in her carryon for shopping gets to hotel in Hawaii, unpacks finds one of my dad's massive pocket knives in the zipper pocket of her "empty" purse 😅

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        3. bdunbar‏ @bdunbar Jun 4
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          And yet, when I walked through a TSA checkpoint with one measly bullet in my bag, you'd think the sky was falling.

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