funny how a day can go from taking a bite of hot pizza to a prostitute telling you this is no place for a baby before you know what hit you anyway Penelope is in the hospital :/
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back at home, finally got her to take some pain meds going to monitor tomorrow and otherwise going about adding lots of cat steps to things thanks everyone for your wishes and prayers.
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every place is a place for a baby if you are brave enough (jk, ty miss prostitute)
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There really should have been more babies in the trenches at the Somme.
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this sort of thing happened to me while on a road trip through northern appalachia i stopped for coffee in a small west virginia town the first cafe i see looks like this. google maps even shows a coffee icon. so i went in to get a coffeepic.twitter.com/TQLRS06kYG
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i entered and saw only a door and a doorbell next to it. i rang it and a harley-riding-looking guy opened the top half of the door and asked me what i wanted "a coffee" he glared at me and moved aside. behind him were a dozen bikers, half of them armed, playing slot machines
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When I lived in Chicago I was frequently told by no-doubt well-meaning people that I shouldn't be in this neighbourhood when walking home....
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ooof how long did it take you to move?
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also uh what area of the city was this if youre willing to share? i work all over the city and have not noticed any areas like this outside of maybe pioneer square and westlake station after 10pm
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try Aurora Avenue between like 90th and 150th it remains to this day an open air market for sex you wouldn't really think those even exist anymore but naw they still do
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I can't tell if it's a testament to my good sense, or my intimidating nature, that I've never been told this in my adult life.
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