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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 31

      funny how a day can go from taking a bite of hot pizza to a prostitute telling you this is no place for a baby before you know what hit you anyway Penelope is in the hospital :/

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 31

      to be clear everyone is fine except maybe Penelope whose hind legs maybe seemed to be going the 24/7 vet ER is for some reason in the absolute worst part of town and I wasn't immediately cognizant of how bad it was when we stopped at CVS to get Gatorade we are home now

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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 31

      doc is doing some x-rays and blood work might just be arthritis poor girl :(pic.twitter.com/UcLK2ZwUnm

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 31

      apparently she is so mad at them they couldnt even sedate her for the x-rays assume that this is a good sign (???), they're sending her home with painkillers and gabapentin proud of my ungovernable cat 🥲

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        2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 31

          eigenrobot Retweeted loosely speaking, a monke  🐒

          so realhttps://twitter.com/DevilMeikai/status/1399618152569487360?s=19 …

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          loosely speaking, a monke  🐒 @LooseMonke
          Replying to @perilousphoto
          pic.twitter.com/KNIoJKsUT9
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        3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 31

          eigenrobot Retweeted bosco

          yeah I really, unironically appreciated this life protip if you find yourself in a strange place someone says "you don't belong here" the best thing to do is to put some money on the bar and walk the fuck out without disputing the pointhttps://twitter.com/selentelechia/status/1399617316954853377?s=19 …

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          bosco @selentelechia
          it felt like a threat at the time, and got my hackles up but in retrospect, yes, random prostitute, that was indeed no place for a baby and I appreciate you looking out for her https://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1399584243014008832 …
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        4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot Jun 1

          back at home, finally got her to take some pain meds going to monitor tomorrow and otherwise going about adding lots of cat steps to things thanks everyone for your wishes and prayers. ❤️pic.twitter.com/9Uk4XV2YDn

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        1. Dickhard Gawkins, meth leviathan‏ @levihasherpez May 31
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          thats the spirit

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        2. #8‏ @perilousphoto May 31
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Don’t X-ray Me snek flag but a kitty.

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        3. loosely speaking, a monke  🐒‏ @LooseMonke May 31
          Replying to @perilousphoto

          pic.twitter.com/KNIoJKsUT9

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        1. all-paca father‏ @OneEyedAlpaca May 31
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          she's cat^cat paragon of all cats

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        1.  🦇 sir(?) festive lawn carrot  🦇‏ @goblinodds May 31
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          awww she takes after her parents :')

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        1. HoodlumDoodlum‏ @HoodlumDoodlum May 31
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Her chart says "fractious" because the form doesn't have space for "unholy tornado made of claws and hatred." Hope she feels better.

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        2. nope‏ @numpchump May 31
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          My cat's on that as well for his arthritis. Seems to help him some, but he haaaaaaaates taking it.

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        3. nope‏ @numpchump May 31
          Replying to @numpchump @eigenrobot

          I am also on it myself for the same reason, and it does help me a lot. I am much more cooperative about it though.

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