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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 30

    everyone thinks when theyre young "im not gonna be boring when IM a parent" and to you i say yeah man we all thought that

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      1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 30

        the thing is that your children are in a lot of ways infinitely more interesting than other stuff and so you end up biasing your thoughts toward them, which is subjectively scintillating but doesnt really translate well across kinship groups

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      1. Pradyumna‏ @PradyuPrasad May 30
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        I know I'll be very similar to my parents. Already am like that with my younger brother

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      2. ☉rthonormalist‏ @orthonormalist May 30
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        Actually I always wanted to be the distant sun, understanding yet stern in turns, who my children seek to eclipse, living in fear of the depth and breadth of my rich mahogany bookcases.

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      3. Rush the House‏ @RushTheHouse May 30
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        Closer to our approach. Parents too often seek to be part of their children's lives. Having no good examples myself, we were the center and invited them into our world, and in doing so, we were more interesting because of serving them in this way. Will do a video on this soon.

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      2. George Francis‏ @GFrancis420 May 30
        Replying to @eigenrobot

        @eigenrobot you are one of the coolest dudes around! Or maybe I'm getting old idk 😬

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      3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 30
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        i might just be boring to myself, or believe im boring now in ways i wasnt before

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      2. Wie Dan 🍃‏ @LudditeHacker May 30
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        Wrong, I never thought that.

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      3. Wie Dan 🍃‏ @LudditeHacker May 30
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        I also never thought my parents were boring in the first place tbh.

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      1. Pirkka-Joose Sempé 27 5'3''‏ @pjsempe May 30
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        I never thought that because my parents weren't boring. Almost by accident they've been pretty much perfect parents when I think about it.

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