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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 29

    eigenrobot Retweeted Josh Lester  🖤 😌

    "a school in Boston" "cool man I went to community college too" you have to establish that you think they went to a two year school or it doesnt work. they need to know that you have an incorrect impression of them and that they cant correct it without being seeming unhingedhttps://twitter.com/LingTolls/status/1398565510174756864 …

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    Josh Lester  🖤 😌 @LingTolls
    Sister pretended to know about Stanford when guys tried to use it to impress her. Asked if it was a community college. She said they were really frustrated lmao
    2:06 AM - 29 May 2021
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    • fontgoddess spooky book gay Barry Quan M.A.G.A Colette Washington 🇺🇸🏳️‍⚧️🎮 absurdistfool Tweetus Andronicus Charles P. Dipshit, PH.D
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      1. Amir‏ @amirism_ May 29
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        i love this trick

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      2. spencer‏ @tweet_dispencer May 29
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        oh over in watahtown? my cousin went there

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      1. Josh Lester  🖤 😌‏ @LingTolls May 29
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        fucking laughing so hard

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      1. #8‏ @perilousphoto May 29
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        I’m pretty talkative but when an adult pulls that I will go to one word answers and long, hard stares. I’ve yet to be disappointed by the level of awkwardness they achieve.

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      1. Little Bobby Tables‏ @ijgelfand May 29
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        it's "I went to school in Boston" though "a school in Boston" has serious "A field in England" vibes, which is dead on for those looking to enter academia.

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      1. Fifty, Foul, A Sly Drunk‏ @FunkyDuffy May 29
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        >they cant correct it without being seeming unhinged God Forbid the packaging reflect the contents

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      1. 俺は女だぜ‏ @benefic_venefic May 29
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        “oh, I went to high school in boston!”

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