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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25

      eigenrobot Retweeted elle

      contexthttps://twitter.com/ellegist/status/1397322935245869058?s=19 …

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      elle @ellegist
      pretending that pride isn’t about sexual identity is nuts, but zoomers aren’t reacting against nothing they’re angry at the hypersexualisation that pervaded their childhoods, often bc of liberal apologism “sex positivity” has been a gateway to “kinky” sexual violence for years
      5 replies 0 retweets 25 likes
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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25

      huh @default_friend one for the anecdote pile

      3 replies 0 retweets 19 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25

      would you call yourself sex positive

      12 replies 1 retweet 27 likes
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    4. Gracchi Simp Account  🌐 🧦 🔰‏ @GracchiSimp May 25
      Replying to @eigenrobot

      what the hell is wrong with zoomers?

      6 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
    5. Gracchi Simp Account  🌐 🧦 🔰‏ @GracchiSimp May 25
      Replying to @GracchiSimp @eigenrobot

      i'll need to gather more data before being sure, but 🔥HOT TAKE🔥: kids these days aren't having enough sex

      3 replies 0 retweets 12 likes
    6. Gracchi Simp Account  🌐 🧦 🔰‏ @GracchiSimp May 25
      Replying to @GracchiSimp @eigenrobot

      i remember when the HPV vaccine first came out when I was like 20, thinking "oh boy, it's game on for tomorrow's kids!" i'm very disappointed in all of you.

      2 replies 0 retweets 9 likes
    7. Clockwork Whale‏ @clockworkwhale May 25
      Replying to @GracchiSimp @eigenrobot

      tbh it's a little sad the way some older people are still pretending that casual sex is somehow excitingly transgressive or rebellious the last time it genuinely was like...the 80s, at the *latest*

      1 reply 0 retweets 13 likes
    8. Gracchi Simp Account  🌐 🧦 🔰‏ @GracchiSimp May 25
      Replying to @clockworkwhale @eigenrobot

      it's neither of those, but it is fun and even in the right circumstances healthy IMO

      1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25
      Replying to @GracchiSimp @clockworkwhale

      your not describing sex your reading from a pamphlet about the joy of slide rules

      1 reply 0 retweets 10 likes
    10. Gracchi Simp Account  🌐 🧦 🔰‏ @GracchiSimp May 25
      Replying to @eigenrobot @clockworkwhale

      ?

      1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 25
      Replying to @GracchiSimp @clockworkwhale

      sex is good like starting a fire is good or punching someone in the face is good

      10:44 PM - 25 May 2021
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      • QC Raccoon Twink (female) Taste Alistair not guilty Darling ✈️ Shearwater ✈️ 🐢 Gen🅱️iotics Amir
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        2. Gracchi Simp Account  🌐 🧦 🔰‏ @GracchiSimp May 25
          Replying to @eigenrobot @clockworkwhale

          those are two extremely different things, and neither is anything remotely like sex

          2 replies 0 retweets 4 likes
        3. Trick is in your wall  🎃 the shadow in your hall‏ @khiazmos May 25
          Replying to @GracchiSimp @eigenrobot @clockworkwhale

          These dudes think buttsex is evil you're not going to convince them of anything

          1 reply 0 retweets 1 like
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