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    1. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 16

      the Simpsons saw this and mocked their painpic.twitter.com/mFYjl4UI30

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    2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 16

      they are massively underrepresented in lucrative STEM careers, being only fit for the stage or for the poorhousepic.twitter.com/CAFgQ0yJE6

      6 replies 3 retweets 81 likes
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    3. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 16

      eigenrobot Retweeted UcKema - Christmas train to Miami

      they should receive full disability and be retired from public life altogetherhttps://twitter.com/uckema/status/1394103545964728322?s=19 …

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      UcKema - Christmas train to Miami @uckema
      Replying to @eigenrobot
      one of the lead causes of death is left handed people using right handed tools
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    4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 16

      this thread started out with me making fun of the conceptual framework of social justice and flowed unexpectedly but smoothly to making fun of lefties and I think that strongly supports whatever point the original tweet was supposed to be making

      3 replies 2 retweets 96 likes
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    5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 16

      do left handed people deserve compensation for having to live in a chirally inconvenient world that benefits right handed people

      8 replies 0 retweets 29 likes
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    6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 16

      Time Man appears with his CRISPR wand, looking mischievously dapper. He offers to make everyone in the world be born right-handed going forward. Does your ethics compel you to accept the offer?

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    7. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 16

      would preventing the birth of lefties going forward, instead creating a race of pure righties, be genocide

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    8. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 16

      like its entirely unique human experience right. youre eliminating whole qualia from the frontiers of what it is to be human

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    9. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 16

      . . . which is why were gonna leave Huntingtons in there too!

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    10. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 16

      if you were able to ensure your child was genetically right-handed would you do it

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      eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 16

      eigenrobot Retweeted eigenrobot

      anyway enjoy your futurehttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1298109546146144256?s=19 …

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      "I do not envy you, God," you finally manage. You stare into evening sky and watch the stars rise, wondering.
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        1. David Deutsch‏ @skore_de May 16
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Seeing the results after I consistently clicked what I thought was the funnest option suggests to me that people take these polls way too seriously. Wait, are my choices in these going to Roko's Basilisk me at some point in the future!?

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        2. Mind_angle‏ @Mindangle1 May 17
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Geez, your though stream lost control here. You may as well have said - those who like pineapple on pizza instead of left handed. One problem here is visibility, there’re plenty uncommon mental processing traits, which can be disadvantages. E.g. aphantasia. 1/2

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        3. Mind_angle‏ @Mindangle1 May 17
          Replying to @Mindangle1 @eigenrobot

          Are we playing this game for all human differences? 2/2

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        1. Delray Bingo‏ @BingoDelrey May 17
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          I see it as a problem of efficiency. How much time have we wasted as a species by creating 2 versions of a product, or adding complexity by designing things to be ambidextrous (extra mass/points of failure) when we could just eliminate the problem with simple eugenics?

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        1. Mori‏ @moritheil May 17
          Replying to @eigenrobot

          Where is the response tree for "the left handed are the Children of the Grigori"? 🤔

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