the Simpsons saw this and mocked their painpic.twitter.com/mFYjl4UI30
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Seeing the results after I consistently clicked what I thought was the funnest option suggests to me that people take these polls way too seriously. Wait, are my choices in these going to Roko's Basilisk me at some point in the future!?
Geez, your though stream lost control here. You may as well have said - those who like pineapple on pizza instead of left handed. One problem here is visibility, there’re plenty uncommon mental processing traits, which can be disadvantages. E.g. aphantasia. 1/2
Are we playing this game for all human differences? 2/2
I see it as a problem of efficiency. How much time have we wasted as a species by creating 2 versions of a product, or adding complexity by designing things to be ambidextrous (extra mass/points of failure) when we could just eliminate the problem with simple eugenics?
Where is the response tree for "the left handed are the Children of the Grigori"? 
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