the Simpsons saw this and mocked their painpic.twitter.com/mFYjl4UI30
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the Simpsons saw this and mocked their painpic.twitter.com/mFYjl4UI30
they are massively underrepresented in lucrative STEM careers, being only fit for the stage or for the poorhousepic.twitter.com/CAFgQ0yJE6
eigenrobot Retweeted UcKema - Christmas train to Miami
they should receive full disability and be retired from public life altogetherhttps://twitter.com/uckema/status/1394103545964728322?s=19 …
eigenrobot added,
this thread started out with me making fun of the conceptual framework of social justice and flowed unexpectedly but smoothly to making fun of lefties and I think that strongly supports whatever point the original tweet was supposed to be making
do left handed people deserve compensation for having to live in a chirally inconvenient world that benefits right handed people
Time Man appears with his CRISPR wand, looking mischievously dapper. He offers to make everyone in the world be born right-handed going forward. Does your ethics compel you to accept the offer?
would preventing the birth of lefties going forward, instead creating a race of pure righties, be genocide
like its entirely unique human experience right. youre eliminating whole qualia from the frontiers of what it is to be human
. . . which is why were gonna leave Huntingtons in there too!
yeah I mean its a genetic condition
Also we are talking about witches
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