22% of men absolutely going to get wrecked by an angry chimp Which is good, it buys me time to run the fuck awayhttps://twitter.com/crampell/status/1393250065909694464 …
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Sure but they're gonna spend some time dismantling the alpha distraction primate right Right
If you'd been watching Joe Rogan you'd have known this already
if there is a lake nearby jump into it, their muscles are too dense to swim
ooooooooooh that's good
I’m not 100% sure, but based on terrifying anecdotes, they are so strong they can just close their hands, and right off the bone/skull/whatever, of their opponent, comes face, skin, muscles, ears, genitals, whatever. Good times.
Perhaps this has something to do with conviction, too, but also supernatural strength..
stamina's only really useful when you're the predator :)
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