while @selentelechia was trying to convince me that i would be defeated by a pit bull i came up with multiple ways of killing them with my bare hands
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Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia
Pack hunters are not designed to optimize one-on-one combat. By contrast, I would not attempt to fuck with even a small bear.
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the survey data that spawned this had something like 28% of men saying they thought they could beat a chimp in single combat and that strikes me as insanepic.twitter.com/jw00HsJjp4
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I'm an experienced wrestler, and I still think that I couldn't.
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hmmm might be possible to beat them via endurance im not sure how fast they move on the groundhttps://www.newscientist.com/article/2138714-chimps-are-not-as-superhumanly-strong-as-we-thought-they-were/ …
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