while @selentelechia was trying to convince me that i would be defeated by a pit bull i came up with multiple ways of killing them with my bare hands
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Vaguely apropos: I just watched the 1995 Mortal Kombat movie for the 1st time (with my 14yo daughter) and it slaps!
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I mean, that's extremely intense, but I'd think just shoving your hand down its throat would choke it pretty reliably. And they instinctively open their jaws while choking, so you might not even take much damage doing it.
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I feel that is about as realistic for most ppl as the other suggestions....
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