while @selentelechia was trying to convince me that i would be defeated by a pit bull i came up with multiple ways of killing them with my bare hands
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ho ho ho lets see the evidence whats this? a fat kid gets bitten in the face by a pit bull and manages to drown it anyway? Myth Busted https://twitter.com/NormieRotten/status/1393286728472047629 …
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i shouted this at moon almost verbatimhttps://twitter.com/Maxtwell/status/1393289532880134145 …
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since the dawn of time men have dreamed of defeating various animals in combat https://twitter.com/jolly_raptor/status/1393291277848952835 …pic.twitter.com/PQyGzxT8el
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Have you experienced their jaw strength?
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that actually works to their detriment here one of my arms would be in bad shape after the fight but id certainly be the victor
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a second grader with very sharp teef, and a very very muscular build tho also probably not concerned about its safety and high pain threshold
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otoh, there's this crazy bastard: https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/colorado-man-who-killed-attacking-mountain-lion-bare-hands-said-n971731 … so

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I don't suggest fighting bull dogs
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She's 90lbs but you could definitely take her. Unless you messed with her babies.pic.twitter.com/gUCuUtpvRN
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