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    eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 14

    while @selentelechia was trying to convince me that i would be defeated by a pit bull i came up with multiple ways of killing them with my bare hands

    12:20 PM - 14 May 2021
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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 14

        according to google pit bulls top out at 65 pounds idk man can YOU beat up a second grader

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        god dammithttps://twitter.com/eigenrobot/status/1126621681735225344 …

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      4. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 14

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        ho ho ho lets see the evidence whats this? a fat kid gets bitten in the face by a pit bull and manages to drown it anyway? Myth Busted https://twitter.com/NormieRotten/status/1393286728472047629 …

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      5. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 14

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        i shouted this at moon almost verbatimhttps://twitter.com/Maxtwell/status/1393289532880134145 …

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      6. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 14

        since the dawn of time men have dreamed of defeating various animals in combat https://twitter.com/jolly_raptor/status/1393291277848952835 …pic.twitter.com/PQyGzxT8el

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      1. KURT‏ @KurtKendricks May 14
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        I would simply shoryuken the dog.

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      2. eigenrobot‏ @eigenrobot May 14

        single pit bull multiple would be harder

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      1. Sirsfurther‏ @sirsfurther May 14
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        While u tried to convince me, i studied the pitbull While u were whining, i rotated him in my brain And now, with the pitbull on your heels, you DARE to come to me for help?

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      2. Bruno Jahn‏ @foxyforecaster May 14
        Replying to @eigenrobot @selentelechia

        I once read a guide on how to fight a pit bull - it was not pretty.

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      3. Bruno Jahn‏ @foxyforecaster May 14
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        Iirc the advice for a killing move was to grab both hind legs and tear them apart to immobilize it - not sure I could actually pull that off...

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